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[anxiousboyo]

Quick note!

The #tell me to tag is a sign that all triggers are respected here! No matter how obscure or random it may seem, if it makes you feel uncomfortable you have my full support to tell me to tag it! Just let me know the post and I’ll fix it for you! I can be the “bad guy” if someone doesn’t respect your triggers, or makes you feel unreasonable for being triggered! Never be afraid to ask for my help, my asks are almost always open and anon is near always an option. I won’t bite, promise.

Never be afraid to ask me to tag. I always will.

[catchymemes]

[exit-path]

YO I WAS JUST READING A THREAD ABOUT THIS PERSON WHO TRIED TO TRACK DOWN THE ORIGINAL IMAGE OF HEROBRINE AND COULDN'T FIND IT, BUT HE FOUND SOMETHING ELSE

HEROBRINE WAS FORMERLY FEMALE?????

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

Diversity win! The creepypasta haunting your Minecraft world is trans!

[joyflameball]

[charseraph]

[not drawing voice] I miss my character.

[coldgoldlazarus]

[not writing voice] I miss my character.

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[metal-autistic-coven]

Hang on let me translate something real quick

[metal-autistic-coven]

Yeah this is funny

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[my-dailydreams]

[ruinedchildhood]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

I don’t understand why they cut this out of the final movie

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

oh boy do I have the video for you

[stroebe2]

How to become normal under 48 hours

[translatingpoststogerman]

stroebe2

Wie man [in] unter 48 Stunden normal wird

[lykksalighet]

not to be a debbie downer but if you buy cosmetic surgery for your dog you are going to super-hell

[the-frog-blog]

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[beneathsilverstars]

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

[most-precious-garbage]

@this-is-trans-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[translatingpoststogerman]

klanggarten

warte ich muss alles machen

[strokingout]

klanggarten is crazy

[translatingpoststogerman]

I was also thinking of translating it as "geräuschgarten" or "lautgarten", but "klanggarten" reminded me of "klangschale" (singing bowl, the musical instrument), and then I thought, people who like to play the "klangschale" would probably like to do so in a "klanggarten"

[toyastales]

I am obsessed with carved doors

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[queer-as-city-folk]

Animals: a guide

[queer-as-city-folk]

One side has monkeys and tigers and elephants and capybaras, the other? Squirrels and deer

[queer-as-city-folk]

I forgot Bison and Sea Otters

[salekinj]

Have you seen a moose, megafauna are cool.

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I DO NOT!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I am sorry

[captainlordauditor]

I live in the US and one of the things that really reframed the way I think about animals was when someone I knew in Brazil posted a picture of a marmoset hanging out outside their window and I realized that monkeys were to them what squirrels are to me. Recently a friend in Hungary sent a picture they took at the zoo of a raccoon and it was like my worldview was being shifted all over again because what was to me the mildly annoying, somewhat cute, critter that makes weird noises behind my house at night was a wonder to someone else. They have little hands and bandit masks. They wash their little hands. How is that NOT a wonder? All animals are cool I’m just used to raccoons.

[corvodumpy]

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

[corvoda]

No no no we can't make this a holiday I beg you

[corvodumpy]

ROXIE.

[evtrained]