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[alleysap]

what are they doing. stop. stop that. stop or i'll giggle. theyre MAKING ME GIGGLE

[alleysap]

this dog is not human bro

[raviolireptile]

Left some Grace doodles in my pocket when I did laundry and now it feels like I'm piercing together parts of some type of mystery or maybe like forgotten images of an estranged partner lmao

Is this how the people Ryland left behind on Earth felt? Mourning a man that no one really knew all the way through? Bits and pieces of his life lost and forgotten over the years until all that’s left is the Savior of Earth?

Ignore the dog hair on my rug lol

[gender-kenvy]

I was thinking about that aroace lady I met at the pride event where I work and how the whole time I was talking to her, she was giving off holland march vibes. maybe it was just the sunglasses, or the general sense of style, or her manner in general, but to me she was basically holland march in a tube top and my third eye opened like an hour ago and I've been thinking about it ever since

I'm talking aroace holland march who loves sex but isn't attracted by it. I'm talking high libido free-love holland march especially in his college days of spreading it around because love isn't real so why should you limit yourself, man? why should you hold back? having a soul-mate stops the love at one person. I'm talking a-spec holland march who married his wife bc of social/societal pressures and they had an understanding, and that line from the book that went like "the more he slept around on her, the more she seemed to love him" shows me a woman who knew who he was and accepted this about him, whether it hurt from a hetero/mono perspective or their partnership was never all the way allo, who knew he wasn't going to change because he could never understand a reason to. it's loveless holland march seeing Tally hit it off with his kid and going "yeah that's how an adult should act with my daughter, she needs to be in our life" without a second thought because he has to think pragmatically and not through the lens of attraction, only "pragmatic" for holland march is...all of that. it's holland march showing immediate disgust or contempt any time he sees a couple (or group) acting affectionate because he thinks they're faking it and just putting on a show, people aren't really like that.

Holland: Remember, sweetie, anything that's free is a scam. If love is free then it's a hoax

Healy: *gently homosexual* honey, no

[taffypointby]

🦋🎼🎵

[etheireimagined]

practice painting

[louizee-ly-yours]

Genderbend but make it butch for butch thank you very much 🧎🏻‍♀️

[shanediomorrissey]

[wolf-aid]

The largest percentage of martyrs in Gaza are children, so have you forgotten what the children of Gaza suffered? Have you forgotten that they were starved and killed? Have you not lived a beautiful day in three years?

[wolf-aid]

They were denied education, they were denied play, they lived in fear they never slept Because of the bombing We can now give them a chance to educate from the heart of Gaza The school still needs a lot of work on it to provide a better environment for them

I appeal to you guys to make the children of Gaza happy through a small donation Please donate now before the semester starts we must complete the equipment please donate and do not ignore us you hope these children Please donate €5 now donate pls

[tettybetty]

Please help the children access education by sharing and donating if possible!

[alleysap]

[kacklepop]

(the it's all good man at the end is supposed to be Simon RIP)

Ryland Grace gets his glasses 🫪

(BLOODY MARY REVERSE AU)

[bigwozz]

Fuck ass movie stuck in my head

[digitalmyyth]

WHATEVER😒😒

[leafnyx]

Some more lines from The Nice Guys novelization

It added a lot of story towards Healy’s character

Parents!!!! Even Amelia can see it.

More context to Keith David’s character. Genuinely made everything more sad.

[stiffyck]

Penis shoppin

[rogdona]

[alleysap]

does anyone know who started calling driver casey i like that name a lot for him and im curious where it picked up steam

[stevetwisp]

Over and over and over and over and over