my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

tannertan36
almost home
No title available
ojovivo
KIROKAZE
cherry valley forever
h
i don't do bad sauce passes
Monterey Bay Aquarium
d e v o n
No title available

JBB: An Artblog!
No title available
Xuebing Du
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JVL
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

⁂

@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin

seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Australia

seen from Sweden
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Brazil

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
@anxiouspiecewithmemes
my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person
RATING: NOT CUTE
this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.
i wish we could hang up on customers who call us when their children are shrieking and crying right next to the phone
These two dolls contain every human emotion in existence
indica and sativa
The symbols for male and female, ♂and ♀, both have a circle on them, because the thing that’s really important is HOLE
^ not enough people are talking about this
Pregnant woman: eats rabbit
Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins
Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers
More
.....you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.
Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn't resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.
HE'S OUT OF THE BOX. I REPEAT HE'S OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lagoona called someone a cunt canon and real
she did it twice
I like to think Lagoona specifically looked up a word she could say to mean the same thing but not get her in trouble again
[ID: 1. an handwritten note signed by lagoona from monster high reading "On one of my first days at Monster High, I used a word which in the down under is perfectly normal, but up here in the dry world is way, way offensive. I'm not gonna write it down here, it's that bad.
Nedless to say, I got in really hot water with Headmistress Bloodgood - my dad had to come in and explain the situation. I'm lucky I didn't get expelled!"
2. a screenshot of what seems to be a wiki page reading "In "Scaris", Lagoona tells Toralei she's been a real berk the whole trip. "Berk" is short for "berkley hunt", Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Aside from the absurd hilarity of a Monster High character calling someone a cunt, it isn't even Australian slang." /end ID]
shit man this got me emotional
Unmute this
Legal amphetamines are included, as well, however they usually ask about prescription meds before anyway.
Weed is also important to tell them about! It won’t kill you like amphetamines might, but it can make the anesthetic work less.
This isn’t trashy, this is responsible. Also applies to adderall, which many people (including myself) use for adhd/add.