Memes & Shitposts

Memes that keep me from ending it all.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[wormsical]

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

[fuck-customers]

i wish we could hang up on customers who call us when their children are shrieking and crying right next to the phone

[naradreamscape]

These two dolls contain every human emotion in existence

[thyrell]

indica and sativa

[dykecas]

[slimegirlwarlock]

The symbols for male and female, ♂and ♀, both have a circle on them, because the thing that’s really important is HOLE

^ not enough people are talking about this

[normal-horoscopes]

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[disturbedtomparis]

[prismatic-bell]

.....you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.

[lokiago]

Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn't resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.

[beardedmrbean]

[harlequinhatter]

HE'S OUT OF THE BOX. I REPEAT HE'S OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vonkarma2]

Lagoona called someone a cunt canon and real

[spacejellyfish3]

she did it twice

[leavemebetosleep]

I like to think Lagoona specifically looked up a word she could say to mean the same thing but not get her in trouble again

[whatsyourid]

[ID: 1. an handwritten note signed by lagoona from monster high reading "On one of my first days at Monster High, I used a word which in the down under is perfectly normal, but up here in the dry world is way, way offensive. I'm not gonna write it down here, it's that bad.

Nedless to say, I got in really hot water with Headmistress Bloodgood - my dad had to come in and explain the situation. I'm lucky I didn't get expelled!"

2. a screenshot of what seems to be a wiki page reading "In "Scaris", Lagoona tells Toralei she's been a real berk the whole trip. "Berk" is short for "berkley hunt", Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Aside from the absurd hilarity of a Monster High character calling someone a cunt, it isn't even Australian slang." /end ID]

[supermariomamafucker]

[cwnerd12]

shit man this got me emotional

[macncheesefucker666]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Unmute this

[trashythingsgohere]

[killhitleragain]

Legal amphetamines are included, as well, however they usually ask about prescription meds before anyway.

Weed is also important to tell them about! It won’t kill you like amphetamines might, but it can make the anesthetic work less.

[godisahuman]

This isn’t trashy, this is responsible. Also applies to adderall, which many people (including myself) use for adhd/add.

[funnytwittertweets]