[yallive-deactivated20260426]

why does there need to be a monsters inc series. and why does the new character look so boring

this is not a monster. this is just some guy

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

are you fucking kidding me. this is the design they went with are you serious

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

i want to reiterate that im not making a post about this just to like. i dunno complain about something. disney is the largest media corporation on the planet, and they have been for a long time. they have infinite resources at their disposal. they have entire teams of animators and character designers and insanely talented people working for them. stuff like this gets vetted by dozens of people, people had to individually look at this dipshit design and be like yep. thats what we want. that’s our new marketable character. he looks like fucking gumby im done

[shining-magically]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS JUST-ANNOUNCED CHARACTER WHO IS JUST MIKE WAZOWSKI BUT BLUE

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

i cant take it anymore

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[post-store]

$21.99

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

[mysharona1987]

[princesskhqn]

it is literally cheaper to fly to another country, get your teeth fixed, and fly back than deal with the american health care system. 

[i-love-your-light]

thinking about The Desert episode of ATLA and, like.  imagine the scenario from Katara’s pov in modern times.  you’re fourteen and your kind-of-boyfriend’s dog has been kidnapped and he is (reasonably) pitching a fit over it.  meanwhile your brother just accidentally ate a psychadelic mushroom and is absolutely tripping (and so is your cat?).  it’s up to you, again, a fourteen year old, to get both of these boys and a blind girl out of the desert where you are very lost.  also the only thing you have to drink is like… water from a swimming pool.  you find an abandoned toyota camry in the middle of a sand dune but the gps coordinates are set to a mountain full of hornets.  luckily you run into the dognappers (they accuse you of stealing their toyota camry) but your twelve year old kind-of-boyfriend threatens to kill them all and almost does until you give him a hug. the dognappers tell you that they sold the dog and now you have to search an entire city to find him.

[i-love-your-light]

meanwhile, a teenage boy and his uncle are wanted by the state and are trying to avoid bounty hunters.  the old man suddenly remembers he is a member of a secret anarchist organization and to ask for their help he plays a game of secret checkers.  

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[matchagirl]

worth sharing here cuz i think y’all have been saying the same shit. good take

[ohlluk]

[buryafriend]

FUCKING THANK YOU

[snackbagels]

serious Ghost Hunting™

[vivienvalentino]

Kiki’s Delivery Service |  ‎魔女の宅急便 (1989) Spirited Away | ‎千と千尋の神隠し (2001) My Neighbor Totoro | となりのトトロ (1988)

[lisaminnci]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[mysharona1987]

[rafawriter]

[linguisten]

how to do things with words

[timetravelingkayak]

They didn’t mention the best part!

[systlin]

Article is at https://www.thaienquirer.com/13861/foreign-affairs-unrest-continues-for-a-seventh-day-in-former-british-colony/

Here’s another choice bit

Slow clap it out for the Thai Enquirer

[letsgetsalty]

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

[letsgetsalty]

IT GETS BETTER

[bogleech]

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there's people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

[commander-ledi]

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

[goingknowherewastaken]

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

[teenagerposts]

i feel personally targeted

[devipotato]

i got all of the snowboy recipes so i’m making shitty snowmen now. here’s the first one

[devipotato]

here’s another one

[devipotato]

this one is very mad at me

[thecollectibles]

Avatar: The Last Airbender by Flesh.png