misery chick :3

anya 28 transfem she/her or zie/hir sideblog @h-rdkilling

[captain-price-returns]

putting aside his politics, on a purely aesthetic level it would be so funny if hunter biden ran for and became president.

[anyagobsin]

tbh at this point i kinda hope ahsoka s2 kills ahsoka like we don't need rosario dawson hanging around here anymore

[anyagobsin]

like i understand some factors that would lead to a hondo ohnaka animatronic (was by screentime probably technically one of the more prominent canon characters at the time, while also being around but unaccounted for at the time galaxy's edge was set, also non-human enough that it smooths the curve of the uncanny valley) but like. crazy there's a hondo ohnaka animatronic. two of them even

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[sowhatifiliveinfukuoka]

Laura Dern (Lula Fortune)

🎥 Wild At Heart (1990)

[cair--paravel]

Fairy costume for a 1954 production of Oberon at the Opéra National de Paris, designed by Jean-Denis Malclès (via).

[cookiethebirddoll]

the world hates nocturnal girls

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[becauseitswrong]

Sarah Michelle Gellar & Eliza Dushku in Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.14 "Bad Girls" (1999)

[cryptotheism]

PGM VII 652 calls for the "Blood of a Typhon" which in this case refers to the blood of an Ass.

But here, in PGM XII 96, we see a recipe that calls for "typhonian ink." The citation at the bottom of this spell references PGM VII. Which seems to imply that this poppy juice ink functions as synthetic donkey blood? Like if you don't have Donkey Blood on hand, this recipe for Typhonian Ink will serve as a replacement?

Firey Red Poppy Juice + Artichoke Juice + Seed of the Egyptian Acacia + Red Typhon's ocher + Abspestos + Quicklime + Wormwood with a single stem + Gum + Rainwater = DONKEY BLOOD

[aceynk]

playing off of tooie @dragongirlsweetie's poll but i want more specific information on the longer end of things.

What is the longest song you have in your library? (not including album mixes, sets, and any other combinations of multiple shorter songs)

< 15 minutes // bald

15:00 - 18:00

18:01 - 20:00

20:01 - 25:00

25:01 - 31:00

31:01 - 40:00

40:01 - 48:00

48:01 - 55:00

55:01 - 65:00

> 65 minutes

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

if you chose any options other than < 15 mins / bald, please put the song you are thinking of in the tags!!! thank u ^-^

[badassdemonsword]

WHAT WAS THAT

WHOS THERE

[bellamysgriffin]

ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - Fights [3/5] ↳ I just can't stand this anymore, Jack.

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[creekfiend]

have u seen baby yoda yet?

I have and it was designed by cowards. I feel only contempt for it. What i hate most about the baby Yoda, I will be honest here, is the lack of originality. Yoda is supposed to look like he does because he is unfathomably old. He is, like, 600 or something and iirc this is supposed tp be a fairly big deal even for his species. And yet here is baby yoda looking eaxctly the same as regular flavor Yoda minus like 3 wrinkles and a liver spot and plus shiny baby eyes??? Its like if someone tried to reverse engineer Stan Lee's species as a baby using only a pic of him at 95 and just made a small elderly Stan Lee with 1 less wrinkle. I loathe it. What it is is a transparent attempt to grab at both lazy recognizability of Yoda as a marketable character, and also + slapping on some generic 'cute' markers again very transparently for marketability. There is no thought to what makes a good design or to worldbuilding or character or to HOW AGING WORKS UPON ANIMALS. HERE IS THE BALD FACED TRUTH: BABY YODA SHOULD LOOK LIKE A MY LITTLE PONY SPINOFF ABOUT A GREEN PUG DOG WITH LUSCIOUS FLOWING LOCKS OF HAIR. YODAS SPECIES SHOULD LOOK LIKE THEY WERE DESIGNED IN A POOR ATTEMPT TO ELBOW IN ON THE LITTLEST PET SHOP MARKET WITH A "LITTLEST ALIEN DUDES" LINE IN 1998. They should look like they each come with a special personalized plastic comb. Why no one ever consults me on matters like this I will never fucking understand

[creekfiend]

"Oh boo hoo hoo we dont want one of our most recognizable alien characters to be from a species of little girls brushable hair plastic pet toys" too fucking bad whoever made that fucking puppet made this bed and we should all have to lie in it! Yoda is an aged Brightly Colored Eyelash Goblin this is SIMPLY the reality of the situation as it exists