we dem boys?

Matt. 23. FL Instagram: matt_palmer__

[httpxangelx]

[gaylor-moon]

[unclefather]

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

[judgejudyofficial]

Gay

[unclefather]

that’s his snail

[cowboy]

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

[kiddsworld]

Do you ever shut the fuck up

[cowboy]

sorry

[arkeidia]

Bonus:

[lelouch]

[fruitcube]

every american high school drama has this hallway

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

facebook is so sinister

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

i tried to log into my old facebook account that i made in middle school and i couldn’t unless i uploaded a photo of my driver’s license to prove it was me… new accounts HAVE to upload personal pictures so they can prove you’re a real person… there are some phones that don’t allow you to uninstall facebook… you’re REQUIRED to use your real legal name but if it has too many characters they won’t let you… they obscure the word ‘sponsored’ in their ads to bypass adblockers… i think mark zuckerberg needs to be in prison.

[deathwarlock]

HOT OFF THE PRESSES ^^^^^^^

[vanquishedvaliant]

How wikipedia browsing actually works

[strikkodrene]

i liek cosmic brownie :) *eats one* *gets sick for a little bit* *recovers* *eats one again*

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[lunaeregia]

everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension

[gabberwocky]

d) all of the above

[the-geico-lizard]

it says and

[sqooops]

you propose a theorem and then you include proof

[nflstreet]

by far the funniest tiktok i’ve seen in a while

[the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell]

You’d be dead. Dead as hell. there would be a small area of blood in the sea to be a little accurate i think.

[calamarimo]

No but he’d be in the passenger seat

[the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell]

according to your sentence, he would be dead. Plus “Passenger Seat” does not just mean front seat. the front seat of a vehicle (such as a car) where a passenger sits. Now…

While passengers could also sit in the back seats, if you use the term “passenger seat” it (at least in the US) it always means the front seat that is not the drivers seat. So much so that the sides of a car are called “drivers side” and “passenger side”.

So therefore, he would be dead.

[calamarimo]

Ya but when he lands in the water it puts out the fire so he’s fine he even said so himself

[the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell]

you would need 300 Gallons of water to put out the fire on the car, which of course the saltwater or damn does effectively. But… he is unconscious and badly hurt from damage and rapid flips/movement that he would drown from water because he is unconscious and probably can’t swim up. So Therefore, he would be dead.

[lovinglystar]

He survived did you even watch the video???

[pinkprettycure]

kids having fun dont make fandoms cringy weird racist adults and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has

[pinkprettycure]

yall real damn mad about this post huh

[midnightghoul]

My only issue is that the original needs a semicolon and other punctuation….

Kids having fun don’t make fandoms cringy; weird, racist adults, and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has.

There, that should help

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

this guy rules

[littlevideo]

[iamalivenow]

dozens of tom cardy videos on this website but not the best one?

[lostcryptids]

i love the comments on this pic of people not knowing how these buildings work

[the-flatiron-building-fan-blog]

Fucking hate these people

[kushblazer666]