TFW NO BF

my name is marshall and one time i found my glasses in a taco bell bag

[aiharayuzuchi-deactivated201605]

[leonkarssen]

[avenpt]

Happy Ace Day everybody!

[glossers]

May is Asian-Pacific American Heritage Month

[hagsey-deactivated20220119]

[thischick25]

This is one of those things that will get funnier the older it gets.

[juzosuzuya-deactivated20170308]

*smokes pocky stick* yep i remember MY first yaoi 

[the-hatred-machine]

[mustangst]

"You don't have to force yourself."

[dokidoki-dorito-deactivated2015]

Dramatical Snurder (snake murder)

[germannarutoop-deactivated20170]

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

some of y’all honestly just look for shit to be mad about, isn’t that exhausting

[miniwixoide]

[ningyo]

tfw tokyo ghoul

tfw no tokyo ghoul

[fruitvoid-deactivated20150527]

snail (snail snail)

[spicyshimmy-blog]

me: don’t play dragon age. it takes forever. you get too attached. the characters do things and you tear out your hair and you make 10 wardens and 5 hawkes and about 20 inquisitors and you stop leaving the house and you’re obsessed, you dream about it, you think “fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar” is the funniest sentence in the english language, nothing will compare, it will ruin you

me five seconds later: you should play dragon age

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”

[bocababy]

THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE POST I GO LOOKING FOR IT FROM TIME TO TIME BC ITS THAT FUCKING GREAT 

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love