AP-5

I am a former Imperial and apparently Chopper’s friend

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Chopper has once again decided to throw something of value in the incinerator. And once again, I am the one shouldering the blame. Why must I be the scapegoat for the oversized rust bucket?

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I have once again returned. Not that anyone has asked for it, but I am here. If you need me, I’ll continue to be unappreciated in the storage room while I count inventory

[imperial-science-officer]

Taking account of the pitiful cargo of your pathetic little rebellion? How quaint. Meanwhile, your replacement inventory droid helps the Empire bring peace and stability to the galaxy each day he serves.

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Frankly, I couldn’t care less

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I have once again returned. Not that anyone has asked for it, but I am here. If you need me, I’ll continue to be unappreciated in the storage room while I count inventory

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

All I ask for is some peace and quiet before my sensory processing units spontaneously combust

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I would like to point out that despite almost never being listened to, I am almost always right

[spectre-3]

I’m not sure you realize why, in fact, no one ever listens to you

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Oh? And why is that, Chopper?

[spectre-3]

Probably because you’re wrong

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I am wrong? I would like to point out that my mouth is not the one constantly spouting such profanities it would get me disintegrated in at least five separate star systems

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I would like to point out that despite almost never being listened to, I am almost always right

[spectre-3]

I’m not sure you realize why, in fact, no one ever listens to you

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Oh? And why is that, Chopper?

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I would like to point out that despite almost never being listened to, I am almost always right

[spectre-3]

This is an official appeal for Hera to grant me my own blaster

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Oh no

[laughingphoenixleader]

I told you, you are NOT getting a blaster. You kill enough people on the daily already.

[spectre-3]

You say that like that doesn’t sound like a fantastic idea, Hera

[laughingphoenixleader]

It sounds like an idea that’ll get more people killed than I’m comfortable with.

[spectre-3]

Can we compromise and go for ion cannons?

[laughingphoenixleader]

*raises eyebrows* ion cannons on the Ghost or on you?

[spectre-3]

Hear me out: both

[laughingphoenixleader]

I’ll consider it for the Ghost, Chop.

[spectre-3]

And here I thought you cared about me

[laughingphoenixleader]

Of course I care about you. But I also care about the people that would be put in danger by you getting ion cannons.

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Might I offer a suggestion: Do not allow him to persuade you. This is a very bad idea

[spectre-3]

This is an official appeal for Hera to grant me my own blaster

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Oh no

[laughingphoenixleader]

I told you, you are NOT getting a blaster. You kill enough people on the daily already.

[spectre-3]

You say that like that doesn’t sound like a fantastic idea, Hera

[laughingphoenixleader]

It sounds like an idea that’ll get more people killed than I’m comfortable with.

[spectre-3]

Can we compromise and go for ion cannons?

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Hera, I must request that you do not allow Chopper access to such a weapon... Or any weapon, preferably

[spectre-3]

This is an official appeal for Hera to grant me my own blaster

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Oh no

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Sometimes I wonder why Chopper bothered saving me at all

[spectre-3]

5 notes and I’ll put the holocron into the garbage chute

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

No, no, no. That would be an extremely terrible idea, not to mention all the trouble we would both be in. I would be in trouble for allowing this nonsense despite you being utterly out of control, Chopper.

[spectre-3]

AP-5 keeps talking about what he considers the wonderful predictability of Imperial hallways and how sometimes he wouldn’t mind going back. And to that I say: why not. Go ahead. Leave. There is literally no downside to this

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Admit it. You would miss me, wouldn’t you Chopper?

[spectre-3]

I’m sorry did you read the post

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

You? Apologizing? Have you been compromised again?

[spectre-3]

AP-5 keeps talking about what he considers the wonderful predictability of Imperial hallways and how sometimes he wouldn’t mind going back. And to that I say: why not. Go ahead. Leave. There is literally no downside to this

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

Admit it. You would miss me, wouldn’t you Chopper?

[spectre-3]

Man it’s a good thing I can’t speak Basic because I’d probably have a restraining bolt by now

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

No need to get me excited

[spectre-3]

Yeah you would AP-5, tell me again how you like it so much better on the Ghost and that you’d never go back to the Empire huh

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I do miss Imperial hallways

[spectre-3]

Man it’s a good thing I can’t speak Basic because I’d probably have a restraining bolt by now

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

No need to get me excited

[spectre-3]

Kanan and Hera are having a bet to see if Ezra or Sabine can keep up a longer streak of emptying the trash chute. Let’s see how long it takes for Ezra to notice I put his lightsaber in there

[ap-5-inventory-droid]

I thought I specifically told you NOT to do that, Chopper. He will not be happy when he figures it out. If he ever does