Sep 24, 2019
Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
We are less than a week away!!
If you haven’t already, recharge your mana and make sure all your weapons are intact. This is especially important as on the 23rd you won’t have your usual invisibility powers.
Happy Awareness Day to the Bisexual Battalion! Your pansexual friends and allies hope the day is glorious, and second the warning that your invisibility powers are not functional today. Please save all bank heists for tomorrow.
