ap0calyptic maid

+ aradia + she/they +

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[supernormaleverything]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[timbllr]

via @WeHeartIt

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

deactivating my bones tonight for a little blob action

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

lesbian pulp covers

[doujinshi]

WE ARE ENDING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

REBLOG AND PUT IN THE TAGS WHICH IS BETTER SOFT OR CRUNCHY COOKIES

[mysillycomics]

[spacetwinks]

“everything’s bigger in texas,” i say, leading her out to the back of the ranch. “look at that miniature horse, for example" i continue, and then point at just a regular horse

[draculesbi-deactivated20181016]

women are most attractive when they’re not even thinking abt it. and i don’t mean that in a “girls look better without makeup” way so much as a “i love seeing girls be their natural selves where they forget the pressure of perfection placed on women” way.

i love the goofing off double chins and the too-loud near-obnoxious laughter, the gruff and scratchy voice in the morning when they’re too tired to bother with sounding soft, and the not brushing their hair bc they can’t be bothered to deal with and what are you going to do about it anyway?

i love the boldness of women who forget that they have been told to be delicate.

[best-life-wisdom]

[bumblesbee]

[millstoney]

[herobrinesremaking-deactivated2]

some of you just need to build a dirt house on minecraft and wait out the night in there

[lake-erie]

[zvyezda]

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

[thepolyglotdream]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

[kimsbian2point0]

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

[loverboylen]

#russians dont have eyes