My shitty homestuck song parody blog

Alright so I really enjoy writing parodies and who doesn’t like a good homestuck parody. I’ll take requests and hell with those of you with lovely singing voices feel free to actually sing these songs but if you do I have two requests! 1) Tag me in it, or send it to me so i can listen (Cause i’d love to hear) 2)Please make sure you put that i wrote the lyrics. I don’t like copy writing. All i’d like you to add is : Lyrics written by: thatoneshittyparodywriter.tumblr.com Other then that have fun. Draw pictures you like and please feel free to send me requests!

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Parody Name: Tula Song Name: Jenny (Stereo Killerz) Ship: PorTula Character Singing: Porrim

Reason for creation: You Tula Darling yo+u're my best friend But theres a few things that yo+u do+n't kno+w abo+ut why i bo+rro+w yo+ur gamestick so+ o+ften im using yo+ur sho+rts fo+r the biting gameI wanna tear yo+ur sweet ass up we sho+uld be lo+vers instead I do+n't kno+w ho+w to+ say this cause i really wanna make yo+u bendTula darling, yo+u're my rad gal And I've been do+in bad things that yo+u do+nt kno+w abo+ut Stealin yo+u're stuff no+w and then no+thin yo+u'd miss, just a few pairs o+f pantiesI wanna tear yo+ur sweet ass up we sho+uld be lo+vers instead I do+n't kno+w ho+w to+ say this cause i really wanna make yo+u bend I wanna tear yo+ur sweet ass up we sho+uld be lo+vers instead I do+n't kno+w ho+w to+ say this cause i really wanna make yo+u bendTula grab my butt I wanna be yo+ur slut I will fo+llo+w yo+u until the end I want to+ grab your chest and tear away yo+ur dress It's why i never liked yo+ur tuna friendo+h, I want to+ wear yo+ur new lace tho+ng all o+ver my face tho+ugh o+h, I want to+ wear yo+ur new lace tho+ng all o+ver my face tho+ugh all o+ver my face tho+ughI wanna tear yo+ur sweet ass up we sho+uld be lo+vers instead I do+n't kno+w ho+w to+ say this cause i really wanna make yo+u bendo+h, I want to+ wear yo+ur new lace tho+ng all o+ver my face tho+ugh o+h, I want to+ wear yo+ur new lace tho+ng cause i really wanna make yo+u bendwe sho+uld be lo+vers instead cause i really wanna make yo+u bend Tula...

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Parody Name: Forgive me Song Name: Young and beautiful (Lana Del Rey) Ship: FefSol Characters singing:Feferi Reason For Creating: Been wanting to do a re-do of this song for ages. I love it

I've seen t)(e seas Alternia been deamed a princess -Eridans, ignorence Broke our quadrent Cold astroid nig)(ts, in outerspace w)(en you would talk about )(er face t)(en eridan, went crazy and tried to kill you because of me Will you forgive me W)(en we've ascended to, god teir Will you forgive me W)(en ive got not)(ing left, for you my dear I )(ope you will, I )(ope you will I )(ope t)(at you will Will you forgive me w)(en we've got not)(ing left to )(ear We've seen t)(ere world,)(elped fuck it up Condemed t)(em too vriskas crew, trying too fig)(t lord engli)( But t)(ose )(ot sea days, above t)(e waves You're snarky ways were out of control but yet all t)(e ways, i got to know Your breaking spirit and tired soul Will you forgive me W)(en we've ascended to, god teir Will you forgive me W)(en ive got not)(ing left, for you my dear I )(ope you will, I )(ope you will I )(ope t)(at you will Will you forgive me w)(en we've got not)(ing left to )(ear Sollux don't forget my face please. I ask because your blinde W)(en you're not please tell me t)(at you love me I cant live wit)(out you mine O)( t)(at face )(e's so snarky suc)( computer grace, makes my )(eart flutter )(e's my sun, )(e makes me s)(ine like diamonds Will you forgive me W)(en we've ascended to, god teir Will you forgive me W)(en ive got not)(ing left, for you my dear I )(ope you will, I )(ope you will I )(ope t)(at you will Will you forgive me w)(en we've got not)(ing left to )(ear Will you forgive me w)(en we've got not)(ing left to )(ear Will you forgive me w)(en we've ascended to, being gods.

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Parody Name: Lick it all Song Name: Wrecking Ball (Miley Cyrus) Ship: DaveRezi Characters singing:Terezi Reason For Creating: Because yolo

1M 4-DD1CT3D TO L1CK1NG R3D MY KN1GHT B3ST B3 R34DY H3 SCR34M3D 1 F3LL 4ND C4UGHT H1S SM3LL 4 S3NT TH4T 4LL WOULD 3NVY DONT YOU 3V3R S4Y 1LL L1CK 4NYTH1NG 1 W1LL 4LW4YS W4NT YOU 1 C4NT L1CK 4 L13 ONLY YOUR R3D 3Y3 1 W1LL 4LW4YS HUNT YOU MY TONGU3 1S GONN4 L1CK 1T 4LL 1 GONN4 T4ST3 YOUR 3Y3 B4LLS 4LL 1 W4NT3D W4S TH3 CH3RRY R3D 4LL YOU 3V3R D1D W4S H1D3 1N TH3 TR4SH Y34H YOU H1D 1N TH3 TR4SH 1 L1CK3D YOUR TH1GH 4ND GOT SO H1GH 4ND NOW YOUR FR34K1NG OUT SO R3D 1 URN3D FOR TH3 CH3RRY BURN SO NOW TH3 1CH3S 1S T4K1NG M3 DONT YOU 3V3R S4Y 1LL L1CK 4NYTH1NG 1 W1LL 4LW4YS W4NT YOU 1 C4NT L1CK 4 L13 ONLY YOUR R3D 3Y3 1 W1LL 4LW4YS HUNT YOU MY TONGU3 1S GONN4 L1CK 1T 4LL 1M GONN4 T4ST3 YOUR 3Y3 B4LLS 4LL 1 W4NT3D W4S TH3 CH3RRY R3D 4LL YOU 3V3R D1D W4S H1D3 1N TH3 TR4SH Y34H YOU H1D 1N TH3 TR4SH MY TONGU3 1S GONN4 L1CK 1T 4LL Y34H 1 JUST CLOS3D MY 3Y3 4ND SWUNG L3FT M3 T4ST31NG 3V3RYTH1NG 1S 4LL D4V3 YOU W3R3 SOO T4ST3Y OH Y34H T4ST3Y 1 N3V3R M34NT TO ST4RT 4 W4R 1 JUST W4NT3D TO L1CK TH3 WORLD 4ND 1NST3D OF US1NG FORC3 1 GU3SS 1 SHOULD H4V3 JUST L1CK3D YOU TH3N 1 N3V3R M34NT TO ST4RT 4 W4R 1 JUST W4NT3D TO T4ST3 K4RK4T 1 GU3SS 1 SHOULD H4V3 S3TTL3D TH3N DONT YOU D4R3 JUST S4Y 1LL L1CK 4NYTH1NG 1 W1LL 4LW4YS W4NT YOU MY TONGU3 1S GONN4 L1CK 1T 4LL 1M GONN4 T4ST3 YOUR 3Y3 B4LLS 4LL 1 W4NT3D W4S TH3 CH3RRY R3D 4LL YOU 3V3R D1D W4S H1D3 1N TH3 TR4SH Y34H YOU H1D 1N TH3 TR4SH MY TONGU3 1S GONN4 L1CK 1T 4LL Y34H 1 JUST CLOS3D MY 3Y3 4ND SWUNG L3FT M3 T4ST31NG 3V3RYTH1NG 1S 4LL D4V3 YOU W3R3 SOO T4ST3Y OH Y34H YOU W3R3 SOO T4ST3Y

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Parody Name: Sexually Song Name: Unconditionally (Katy Perry) Ship: SolRose Characters singing: Rose Lalonde Reason For Creating: Inspiration

Oh no, I was a lesbo, Oh, and then I almost seen whats really on her insides.. All those weird vagina parts So smelly and so dry Never made me blink one time. Over sexual, Supersexually Sol i'll love you so sexually There is a fear now My hetero will be free I will love you so sexually Cum just onto my face please Dont need apologies Know that you are worthy Kanayas bad and you are good Walk threw godtier we would I do it all because i love you, I LOVE YOU Over sexual, Supersexually Sol i'll love you so sexually There is a fear now My hetero will be free I will love you so sexually So open up your pants and just let me begin Or open up your butt and we then shall begin Or open up your butt and we then shall begin open up your butt Acceptance is the key To be turly free IM NOT A LESBIAN! Oversexual, I'M SO SEXUAL YOU'LL SEE I WILL LOVE YOU SO SEXUALLY THERE IS NO FEAR NOW IM NOT A LESBIAN CAUSE I LOVED YOU SEXUALLY I LOVED YOU SEXUALLY I lovedd you I loved you so sexually

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Parody Name: Make Her Pay Song Name: Let it go (Frozen) Ship: N/A Characters singing: Aradia Megido Reason For Creating: HNGGG WHY NOT

charred and burned fr0m her wicked curse c00ked me alive bef0re hed seen she manipulated his mind t0 murder me my cries are h0wling as his psi0nics burn my eyes c0uldnt keep it in that's h0w i died he let her in he c0uldnt see see the bad girl i knew she c0uld be made tz blind and br0ke my s0ul and s00n shell kn0w ill make her pay make her pay make her cry and feel my rage make her pay make her pay shell really rue this day and i d0nt care what 0ur g00d friends say when im d0ne with her shell never b0ther me an0ther day its funny h0w being a r0b0t makes 0thers seem s0 small and the fears that 0nce c0ntr0lled me cant get t0 me at all its time t0 see what i can d0 Ive ripped 0ut my heart br0ke it in tw0 n0 right n0 wr0ng n0 rules f0r me shell bleed make her pay make her pay im g0ing t0 break her face make her pay make her pay ill leave n0 trace and here i fl0at as an 0utraged r0b0tic g0at let my rage build up my p0wer shatters all the b0nes in her frame my s0ul is burning like the anger fr0m this fucking game and 0ne th0ught l0cks in like a target blast this bitch is g0nna t0 die like i did in the past she is dead she is dead and i rise like the break 0f dawn n0w were dead n0w were dead jack killed us in 0ur dream f0rm here i stand n0w in my g0dtier self n0w my rage is g0ne shell never b0ther me an0ther day

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Parody Name: Daveys Bro is Really kinda woah Song Name:Staceys mom has got it going on (Fountain of Waynne) Ship:JohnBro Characters singing:John Egbert Reason For Creating: ... Why not O^O

Daveys bro is really kinda woah Daveys bro is really kinda woah Daveys bro is really kinda woah Daveys bro is really kinda woah Davey can i come over after school? (After school) We can hang around and shoot some pool (Shoot some pool) Did you bro get back from his animethon (Animethon) Is he there, or are you trying to pull some con (pull some con) Bro I'm not the little derp that i use to be I'm all grown up, now strider cant you see! Daveys bro is really kinda woah Daveys bro is really kinda woah Davey do you remember when we gamed all night (Gamed all night) And your bro broke in and started chanting fight fight fight (fight fight fight) I could tell he liked me from the look he gave(Look he gave) Because then he said "lets go hit up some rave" (Hit up that rave) And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since roses mom moved out he can use my TLC Daveys bro is really kinda woah He's all I want and I want him I know Dave why cant you see you're just not the guy for me I know it might be sick But I want to suck his dick Daveys bro is really kinda woah he's all i want and i want him i know davey cant you see you're just not the guy for me I know it might be sick but i really want to suck his dick, oh oh (it might be sick) i'm in love with daves bro (daveys bro oh oh) (daveys bro oh oh) I'm in love with daves bro.

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Parody Name: Hey there Karkat Song Name: Hey there Delilah (Plain White T's) Ship: DaveKat Characters singing: Dave Strider Reason For Creating: I wrote this song for my ex matesprit Caity, she really loved it and plus I was sick of it all being HEY THERE HARELY

Hey there Karkat, what's it like up there in space. You're a billion miles away, but hey, i'll make it to your place, you know it's true, and my sick beats carry me through, Hey there Karkat, don't you worry about the distance, i'm on pester if you get lonely, call me up and i will listen, close your eyes, i'll be there til the day i die, Here by your side. Oh it's what you do to me, oh it's when you get angry, oh it's what you do to me, and when you get angry. hey there karkat i know the game is getting harder, just believe me man, i'll find a way to get to where you are, we'll beat this game. karkat you're driving me insane. do I do the same? Oh it's what you do to me, oh it's when you get angry, oh it's what you do to me, oh, oh, when you get angry (when you get angry) A universe seems pretty far, but hey we got this meteor, i'd bend the time and space to get to you. and everyone might laugh at us, but you'll just flip them off because, you're the leader and no one fucks with you, and karkat I can promise you, that by the time we make it through, the game will never ever be the same, and we're to blame, so hey there pussykat, be good and don't ya miss me, I'm right here if you get tired, and my lap can be a pillow just for you. We can do whatever you want to. Hey there karkat here's to you, this ones for you, oh it's what you do to me, oh it's when you get angry, of it's what you do to me, oh it's when you get angry, when you get angry...(hay there karkitty)

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Parody Name: My red rom doesn't know Song Name: Scotty Doesn't know (Lustra) Ship: SolVris Characters singing: Sollux Captor Reason For Creating: My kismesis really likes this song he is solluxcaptor on imvu and I'm vriskaserket.. You see where this is going

gemiiniiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! my ariie2 doe2n't know, that vrii2ka and me, are iin a black rom 2en2e la2t 2unday tell her that ii'll code but what 2he doe2n't know vrii2ka2 on her knee2 and my red rom doe2n't know, oh my dumb ariie2 doe2n't know-oh. 2o don't tell her! cau2e 2he doe2n't know, 2he doe2n't know-oh 2o dont tell aradiia! vrii2ka 2ay2 2he'2 out flarpiing, but our bucket2 fiilled and ii'm not 2toppiing. my red rom doe2n't know, oh my dumb ariie2 doe2n't know-oh. 2o don't tell her! cau2e 2he doe2n't know, 2he doe2n't know-oh 2o dont tell aradiia! ii cant beliieve 2he2 2o moroniic whiile vrii2ka a fuckiing nymphotiic vrii2ka2 got john on pe2terchum and ii'm tryiing not two cum tav2 next door a2leep and he know2 nothiing! nothiing! my red rom doe2n't tavro2 doe2n't know johnny doe2n't know 2o dont tell them cuz non of them know, no-one fuckiing knooooooooow, 2o dont tell them! a p2iioniic liight 2how, everyone wiill go don't let my red rom know 2he really doe2n't know? 2he doe2n't knoooooowww... my gamiing 2pot, why not? iit'2 really hot when you're ontop my double d, and her 2quee, laughiing 2o hard, cuz my red rom doe2n't know my red rom doe2n't know. ii diid vrii2k on her new de2k. my red rom doe2n't know my red rom doe2n't know my red rom doe2n't know my red rom doe2n't know 2o don't let her know my red rom doe2n't knooooooooow doe2 2he really not know? my red rom ha2 two know 2he'2 gotta fuckiing know ii have two let her know gonna tell her my2elf! my red rom need2 two know my red rom need2 two know 2he'2 goiing two be pii22ed 2o 2o pii22ed but 2he really ha2 two go! my red rom doe2n't know my red rom doe2n't know (don't tell her) my red rom doe2n't know rammy2 gotta go!

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Parody Name: Do you want to hang a scalemate? Song Name: Do you want to build a snowman? (Frozen) Ship: N/A Characters singing:Terezi Pyrope and Kinda Karkat Reason For Creating: I really like the song do you want to build a snowman and i was hanging out with my good friend Niki on imvu and boom. Yeah INSPIRATION!

DO YOU W4NT TO H4NG 4 SC4L3M4T3? 1V3 GOT TH3 ROP3 ON TH3 TR33! H3 WONT S33 L1GHT 4NYMOR3 R1GHT PROS1CUTOR T3H3H3! W3 4R3 TH3 B3ST LOY4RS JUST YOU 4ND M3 TH3 WORLD C4NT G3T US DOWN! DO YOU W4NT TO H4Ng 4 SC4L3M4T3? 1T DO3SNT H4V3 TO B3 4 SC4L3M4T3 >:] GO AWAY TEREZI! OK4Y BY3.. DO YOU W4NT TO H4NG 4 SC4L3M4T3? OR FL4RP 4ROUND B3S1D3 MY TR33? 1 TH1NK SOM3 COMP4NY 1S OV3RDU3 1V3 ST4RT3D T4LK1NG TO TH3 SC4L3M4T3S DONT YOU S33?! (TOT3S CONV1CT3D) 1TS G3TT1NG R34LLY LON3LY B31NG BL1ND 4ND 4LL JUST F33L1NG MY L1F3 SL1P BY! (T1CK-TOCK T1CK-TOCK T1CK-TOCK T1CK-TOCK) K4RKL3S 1 KNOW YOUR3 1N TH3R3 K4N4Y4S 4SK1NG WH3R3 YOUV3 B33N? SH3S T3LL1NG M3 TO GO G3T YOU OUR FR13NDS 4R3 DY1NG TOO JUST L3T M3 1N.. 3V3RYON3 1S DY1NG C4US3 OF G4MZ33 4ND TH4T FUCK 3R1D4N! DO YOU W4NT TO H4NG 4 SC4L3M4T3?

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Parody Name: Sollux Darling Song Name: Jenny Darling (Studio Killerz) Ship: SolKat Blackrom Characters singing: Karkat Vantas Reason For Creating: Well I rp as Karkat and My kismeisis Rp's as Sollux we were goofing around on skype and Bam.. yeah he inspires me

HEY MUSTNERD FUCK, YOURE MY BEST FRIEND BUT THERES A FEW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHY I DOWNLOAD VIRUS'S SO OFTEN I'VE COMMONDEERD YOUR SHIRT AS A PILLOW CASE. I WANT TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP WE SHOULD BE BLACK ROMS INSTEAD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD SOLLUX FUCK FACE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND I WANT TO DO BAD THINGS THAT'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM AND SHOUT BREAKING YOUR HUSKTOP NOW AND THEN PISSING YOU OFF BY SQUISHING ALL YOUR BEETHS I WANT TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP WE SHOULD BE BLACK ROMS INSTEAD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD I WANT TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP WE SHOULD BE BLACK ROMS INSTEAD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD CAPTOR TAKE A BATH CAUSE YOU REALLY SMELL AND THAT GAS WOULD SEND A NUN TO HELL SOLLUX TAKE MY HAND I CANNOT PRETEND I LAUGHED WHEN VRISKA KILLED YOUR RAM GIRLFRIEND OH, YOUR HATE FOR THEM WONT LAST LONG FORGET THOSE ASSHOLES OH, YOUR HATE FOR THEM WONT LAST LONG FORGET THOSE ASSHOLES FORGET THOSE ASSHOLES I WANT TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP WE SHOULD BE BLACK ROMS INSTEAD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD OH, YOUR HATE FOR THEM WONT LAST LONG WE SHOULD BE BLACK ROMS INSTEAD OH, YOUR HATE FOR THEM WONT LAST LONG CAUSE YOUR REALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD WE SHOULD BE BLACK ROMS INSTEAD CAUSE YOUR REALLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD FUCKFACE

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Parody Name: Daves rap

Song Name: N/A (I WROTE IT)

Ship: N/A

Characters singing: Dave Strider

Reason For Creating: I got asked to write a rap from dave.

Bro Put the bunny in the box, this is a rap that'll knock your socks off. Listen to me zoo and flighty broad too, were gonna make it threw. Regardless who we knew, who we were. Now that jade is nuts, she's acting all weird, like an irrelevant putts. You got a time player, a knight no doubt, I'll protect the heir when a witch is about. And yeah I'll try my best, But I cant promise nothing, time is such a pest, do you got that muffin? Now rose, take terezi's shades off, you're acting like a dumb-ass when you'd usually just scoff.Oh and hey blue eyes yeah I'm talking to john, Stop bouncing threw time, that's my district, one moment there then gone. I'm getting sick of this shit yeah I even stopped tryin, seeing as I told the grimbark witch i'm sick of dying.I'm trying to help you, but do you even know?  How I had to sit there and watch jack kill my big bro! And yes I guess I understand, That it happened to both Rose and John but get this friends, my time is out, and now your knight... is gone.

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Parody Name: Fuck you

Song Name: Fuck you (Lily Allen)

Ship: Gamrezi Black

Characters singing: Gamzee and terezi

Reason for creating: My good friend Niki on IMVU requestion a  Gamrezi ship song since it's her OTP!

TC:HeY, lIbRa HeY LiBrA YoU'Re dEaD AnD I'M GoNnA UsE My cLuB CaUsE YoU'Re a dUmB BiTcH So i'lL ScRaTcH ThAt iTcH, aNd sOlVe tHe hAtReD I HaRbOr GC:SO YOU S4Y? TH4T YOU W4NN4 K1LL M3 W3LL TH1S JUDG3 TH1NKS TH4TS 3V1L YOUR3 JUST SOM3 FUCK UP WHO C4NT K33P H1S BULDG3 UP YOU N33D YOUR3 SL1M3 YOU DUMB R3T4RD TC:FuCk yOu, GC:FUCK YOU! TC:FuCk GC:YOU TC:VeRy GC:very TC:MuCcChh GC:Cause we hate what you do! TC:Then I'll kill your whole crew! GC:Gamzee dont you dare fucking touch! TC:FUCK YOU! GC:no fuck you TC:fuck you very GC:very Muuuchh TC:shut up you blind bitch or i'll scratch that itch GC:WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT DO NOT TOUCH! TC:Do you get Do you get a little kick out of being so stupid? You want be like that redglare With her pet dragon daycare Well your to dumb to do it HONK! GC:Do you? Do you actually enjoy killing all of your friends die Cause your a honking big dumb fuck Vriska says youre out of luck So just beg and go cry!! TC:FUCK YOU! GC:no fuck you TC:fuck you very GC:very TC:Muuuchh GC:cause we hate what you do! TC:Then I'll kill your whole crew! GC:Gamzee dont you dare fucking touch! TC:Fuck you GC:Fuck you TC:Fuck you GC:Fuck you TC:Fuck you GC:Fuck you TC:Fuck you GC:YOU SAY! You think that you'll be pardend by your mirthful messiahs thats a retarded notion go drown in the ocean NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU! TC:FUCK YOU! GC:no fuck you TC:fuck you very GC:very TC:Muuuchh GC:cause we hate what you do! TC:Then I'll kill your whole crew! GC:Gamzee dont you dare fucking touch! TC:FUCK YOU! GC:no fuck you TC:fuck you very GC:very Muuuchh TC:shut up you blind bitch or i'll scratch that itch GC:WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT DO NOT TOUCH! TC:Fuck you GC:Fuck you TC:Fuck you GC:Fuck you TC:Fuck you GC:Fuck you