Avery🪷

18+, ♈️, Triple Demi, Bisexual, NSFW Author "All you wanna do, is see me turn into- A giant woman"

[apathetic-dry-rot]

Wilting Nerium- Chapter List

Chapter 1: Back to Black

Chapter 2: DEATH

Chapter 3: Sex, Drugs, Etc.

Chapter 4: Kill Bill

Chapter 5: It's Called: Freefall

Chapter 6: Possibly In Michigan

Chapter 7: Vampire Empire

Chapter 8: Hayloft II

Chapter 9: Where Is My Mind

Chapter 10: SPIT IN MY FACE!

Chapter 11: Dream Sweet In Sea Major

Chapter 12: Daylight

Chapter 13: Dark Red

Chapter 14: Why'd You Only Ever Call Me When You're High?

Chapter 15: Choke

Chapter 16: Dear Arkansas Daughter

Chapter 17: Gilded Lily

Chapter 18: Me and the Devil

Chapter 19: Bad Idea, Right?

Chapter 20: In The Woods Somewhere

Chapter 21: The Night We Met

Chapter 22: Body

Chapter 23: Oleander

Chapter 24 (Epilogue): No Children

[byjove]

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

[egberts]

dude you're really heebying my jeebies right now do you mind

[charl0ttan]

so fucked up that freezer will burn food. freezer isnt supposed to burn. freezer suppose to freeze. is it stupid?

[jarojam]

Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row

[freakoutgirl]

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out

[louisegluckpdf]

"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive

"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable

[miiilowo]

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

[miiilowo]

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

[goobie-goo]

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

had a stress dream I was stuck in a Saw group trap. everyone else was arguing while I sulked in a corner, bored & pissed about not having my phone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cannot overemphasize that it did not occur to me until waking that a phone can be used to call for help in emergency situations. i just knew tumblr would have a funny take on the situation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also want to clarify: the stressful part of this was not the saw trap, it was being stuck in a room full of people, being forced to participate in a group project. that was the nightmare element

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i feel so bad for little babies who can't drink red wine with cheese

[mousenemy]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

[evilwizard]

let it be so

[depsidase]

[jasminocano]

[aletheyass]

i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!