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Yok: If it’s any consolation, he got me here on a very misleading text message

Todd: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room

#incorrect quotes #not me the series #yok #todd

Mrs Bennet: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!

Mrs Bennet: LYDIA IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!

Mrs Bennet: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

#this one is for my mum #incorrect quotes #pride and prejudice

Macau: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Venice all the time, and he never repeats it

Macau: But you call Vegas “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

#incorrect quotes #kinnporsche #macau theerapanyakul #venice theerapanyakul

Nano: I don’t gossip. Okay, maybe sometimes I find out things, or I hear something and I pass that information on… You know, kind of like a public service

#incorrect quotes #thamepo the series #nano

Police officer: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me

Yok: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do

#incorrect quotes #not me the series #yok

Style: You know what I’ve realized?

Kant: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Style: Nice try, anyways

#incorrect quotes #the heart killers the series #style #kant #kantstyle

Pol: Hey, Arm you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 2 litres of chloroform

Arm: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Pol: Yea, my grandma lives there

Pete: That is the worst response to that question

#incorrect quotes #kinnporsche #pol #arm #armpol

Bambi: Sahsa you can’t move in with Gorya

Sasha: Why not?

Bambi: Well, um, how are you going to feel when she sees you without any makeup?

Sasha: I’m not wearing makeup right now

Bambi: Holy shit, you’re beautiful

#incorrect quotes #girl rules the series #bambi #sasha #sashabambi

Porsche: Your smile looks forced

Pete: That’s because it is

#porsche can tell when pete is faking his smile agenda #incorrect quotes #kinnporsche #porsche kittisawasd #pete phongsakorn

Yok: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons

Sean, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

#incorrect quotes #not me the series #yok #sean #seanyok

Kant: That's not funny

Style: I thought it was funny

Kant: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook

#incorrect quotes #the heart killers the series #kant #style

Jun: You might not know this, Dylan, but I am a flawed person

Dylan: I do know that

#incorrect quotes #thamepo the series #jun #dylan #jundylan

Dylan: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

#incorrect quotes #thamepo the series #dylan

Min: Between Prim, Bambi, Sasha, and Gorya — if you had to — who would you punch?

Praew: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them

Min: Bambi?

Praew: Yeah, but I don't know why

Gorya, eating chips: I know why

#incorrect quotes #girl rules the series #min #praew #gorya #minpraew

Kant: Why are we friends?

Style: Poor decisions on your part

#incorrect quotes #the heart killers the series #kant #style

Gun: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Faifa: Do it or you're straight

Gun: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

#incorrect quotes #perfect 10 liners the series #gun #faifa

Min: Praew and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us

Prim: What did you do?

Min: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Praew, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

#incorrect quotes #girl rules the series #min #prim #praew #minpraew

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