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my name is stephanie and i'm always drunk

[apatows-blog]

so i made it 22 years without a surprise party until tonight. thanks to everyone who put this together. i feel like the most loved girl in the world and i wouldn't want to leave the coast in any other fashion. i love you.

[apatows-blog]

hi i’m switching over to this new blog for good so if you want to keep following me here you go and if you don’t want to keep following me you can eat a dick

[apatows-blog]

hi i'm switching over to this new blog for good so if you want to keep following me here you go and if you don't want to keep following me you can eat a dick

[apatows-blog]

so guys today i’m switching over to my new blog for good today so everyone go follow it i’m not deleting this blog so if you want to go ahead and unfollow me that’s fine 👍

[apatows-blog]

so guys today i'm switching over to my new blog for good today so everyone go follow it i'm not deleting this blog so if you want to go ahead and unfollow me that's fine

[apatows-blog]

so guys today i'm switching over to my new blog for good today so everyone go follow it i'm not deleting this blog so if you want to go ahead and unfollow me that's fine 👍

[australiansanta]

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

[apatows-blog]

i'm going to see a scary movie tonight with a cute boy and i really want to put my hands down his pants hopefully that happens cross your fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlannachronism]

Giambattista Valli fall 2014 couture backstage photographed by Schohaja

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

[septemberwildflowers]

art meme: 3/? colors: rose

Frederic Leighton - Elijah in the Wilderness; Alphonse Mucha - Rose; John Singer-Sargent - Mrs Carl Meyer and her Children; François-Hubert Drouais - Portrait de Femme; François-Hubert Drouais - Madame du Barry; Anton Raphael Mengs - Maria Luisa of Parma; Edgar Degas - The Pink Dancer; Edward Robert Hughes - Juliette Gordon Low; Gustave Jean Jaquet - Portrait of a Lady

[luminoussea]

“My mother boils seawater. It sits all afternoon simmering on the stovetop, almost two gallons in a big soup pot. The windows steam up and the house smells like a storm. In the evening, a crust of salt is all that’s left at the bottom of the pot. My mother scrapes it out with a spoon. We each lick a fingertip and dip them in the salt and it’s softer than you’d think, less like sand and more like snow. We lay our fingertips on our tongues, right in the middle. It tastes like salt but like something else, too—wide, and dark. It tastes like drowning, or like falling asleep on the shore and only waking up when the tide has come up to your feet and you wonder if you’d gone on sleeping, would you have sunk?”

The Alchemy: Salt from Water

[ram0na-fl0w3rs]

[mashamorevna]

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it." - The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

Annie Clark / St Vincent

[apatows-blog]

hydrate (white girl style)