i've achieved my final form

it's ahven || procrastinating... || just some fella from Finland || i do not answer donation asks or messages i literally do not have the money

[drev-the-procrastinator]

Hei hei Appa, olit paras kiisu ♡♡♡♡

2014-2023

[allramnostorage]

i firmly believe that one of the reasons tumblr latched onto project hail mary so hard is because we're all so obsessed with the dead wife trope lately and grace is his own dead wife. half of the book/film is grace experiencing a dead wife montage about himself and that's beautiful to me

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[rockets]

________

You will be remembered as a hero. ________

For those wondering about the fox. Grace has a subtle motif with this animal throughout the movie, but especially this shot where they pack this toy fox with his belongings on the Hail Mary. The pose of it looked a little haunting to me, thus prompting this illustration. __________ (Small/large prints are also available on my etsy ❤️)

[triibulinekiisu]

lapsi bussissa Kampin terminaalista poistuessa: "tossa oli mun lempiliikennevalot ☺️"

[tompodowski]

​being manipulated into place against the trembling strain of your body and fighting to maintain that position under the appraising eyes of the man who put you there. unbearably sexy rope bottoming scene without any of the rope. just eyes and hands.

[vegaseatsass]

#let's watch this fuck boy get unexpectedly put into subspace everyone! - @fiddlepickdouglas

[cabinette]

I'm not immune to bandwagons... here is my take on book grace !! also him interacting with movie grace :-)))

[taxi-boi]

every time someone treats Feeling Love™ as Political Praxis i want to beam this whole Moses Sumney quote into their head

[yesornopolls]

If this happened during your wedding would you take it as a sign?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

[orangecassi-teacups]

What even is happening in this video? Other than a wedding of course. Multiple people have asked in the notes but there's no answer.

[torillatavataan]

This happened at a wedding and a christening ceremony at the Tampere Orthodox Church in Tampere, Finland. The church tower was struck by lightning and, according to the groom, a cover for a fusebox fell down. Some of the lights in the church also went out and the fire alarms stopped working because of the damage to the church's electrical system.

After the ceremony, a group of "smart youngsters" got the attention of the church janitor to tell him they could see smoke coming from the dome. The janitor, after confirming, called the emergency services.

The wood frame of the dome had caught on fire. The cross at the top was removed as a precaution, however the fire was put out quickly. Nobody was injured and the damge to the church was minimal.

Uskomaton video: Salama iski kirkkoon kesken Mikon ja Milan vihkimisen – ”Jumala antoi viimeisen leiman”

Tampereen ortodoksiseen kirkkoon iski lauantaina salama.

Salama iski kirkon torniin kesken kaste- ja vihkitilaisuuden Tampereella – risti nostettiin pois

Kaste- ja vihkitilaisuus keskeytyi yllättäen.

Tältä näyttää Tampereen ortodoksinen kirkko, johon iski eilen salama – vauriot jäänevät vähäisiksi

Tampereen ortodoksisen kirkon kupoli jouduttiin purkamaan osittain tulipalon vuoksi.

[homunculus-argument]

I am operating on levels of unfathomably stupid obscure puns far beyond your comprehension.

[homunculus-argument]

Aaand the winner is @kallonkutittaja who appears to be the first one who put the whole thing together.

In finnish, the handheld bidet showerhead is colloquially known both as "pillupuhelin" (pussy phone) and more rarely "pyllypuhelin", "butt phone", due to the shape resembling an old-fashioned handheld house phone, and what those things are generally used for.

Also the name Persephone.

in conclusion, I am alive because it's currently illegal to hunt me for sport.

[ircgalleria]

[ircgalleria]

[kosmogrl]

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[stiffyck]

Government assigned fursona

(I gave up halfway through)

[loveridden1999]

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here