frances

My hyperfixation changes every time I open this app

[karnagevisors]

mother furby

[severaldisordersinatrenchcoat2]

Let's be unimaginable horrors with mama!

[strange-aeons]

So my friends and I wandered into one of those liminal, dead convenience stores with the half empty shelves and sun bleached greeting cards and expired drinks that has been scraping by on cigarette and lottery tickets profits for the past 15 years.

Can I interest anyone in some cheese AND cheddar cracker snacks? What appears to be some SPICY CONDOMS???

It smelled overwhelmingly of mold in there btw. Very glad I have photo evidence or else I could probably convince myself spicy condoms were a mass hallucinations.

[byjove]

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

[ripley-stark]

the unnecessary gaslighting of innies is one of the funniest gags in the show. there's of course the inherent terror in the fact that innies literally cannot trust anything that they are told because they are being systematically propagandized into a cult. but sometimes this includes milchik telling them a random 50-foot-tall cliff in some canadian forest is the tallest waterfall on planet earth and them all reacting like 😕

[rpfofficial]

also irving saying "Hey, kid" to helena... even with his suspicions... knowing what he was about to confront her with... the softness in his voice... the reference to something only innie helly would understand... he wanted to be wrong so badly, he loved helly so much, he knew what he had to do to get her back and he was ready to go immediately. but still... he begins with "Hey, kid"

[carolsturka]

kind of crazy and genius for people to rise the question of bodily autonomy because. did helly r give a shit about that when she tried to kill herself. or when outie mark decided to reintegrate without consulting innie mark, effectively killing both of them. how much we violate our own bodies by creating another version of ourselves who exists outside of our conscience. is it ethical to share a human body with a stranger? can we fuck who we want? if not, what are we allowed to do with these bodies that are not our own? well, on severance,

[mosstrades]

Mark Scout, episode three: world-shattering revelations coming to him first in a hesitant trickle and then in a wave that crashes and destroys everything he thought he knew. accepting, no, demanding, a procedure that he had strongly rejected up until that point precisely because of how it threatened his understanding of himself; demanding it no matter the cost, because it might finally free him from the nightmare that has been slowly choking him to death. choosing, violently and abruptly, to re-integrate with the parts of himself he'd long tried to annihilate and alienate from his life. his simmering, passively suicidal, grief-stricken stupor finally boiling over, making him come utterly apart for good, and pivoting his story dramatically into uncertainty by asking once and for all the question at the core of it, who are you?, only to leave us with the breathless, expectant desire to find out the answer.

Mark Scout, episode four:

[afoxnamedmulder]

mark saying "maybe this is what dead things look like" I'm going to be sick

[biblicallyaccuratetrain-deactiv]

helena going outside, scooping up snow, forming a fucked up little seal, getting some gravel from fuck knows where to give it a little mouth and eyes. all the while probably going hehe huhu now irving will surely not suspect me again...surely he will think it is his good friend helly r bringing him this little snow effigy of a fucked up corpse we found in the woods. as an apology.

[bengustown-art]

baby's first severance fanart

[tourfilm]

god can you imagine being helly. kiss mark, find out you’re the daughter of the man responsible for imprisoning you and all your friends, start attempting to bring it all down when you get tackled onstage and suddenly you’re underwater, freezing and about to drown. come out being cradled by irving who is immediately killed in front of you. this is also the first time you have ever been outside btw. eventually you find out ur work bf has a wife and also had sex with your evil twin thinking it was you.. can we please get a wellness check on her

[eloiscbridgerton]

SEVERANCE 1.01 | 1.08 | 2.04

[consultingfujoshi]

devastated at how helly's "in case we don't come back" at the end of season 1 was actually prophetic. since otc was triggered there has never been a point where all four of them were together again. it's been helena pretending to be helly the whole time. mark has reintergrated so it's not really him either. and as soon as we get helly back irving is fucking killed. they were never reunited after that night and now they never will be. things will never be the same again

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

severance once again proving that a twist is still good even after everyone already called it and that changing something just because the audience figured it out is the dumbest thing they started doing on television

[consultingfujoshi]

I'm on the fuckin ice. I wouldn't trust a word out of that mountebanks mouth, not even televisually. you clearly don't have an objective perspective due to your feelings for her. we should eat it. what did you tell him, you dumbass. using your pupils to make love to her whilst your outie's wife rots away somewhere. just tell us about him, helly. tell us about the night gardener. was he wearing a vest. a luminescent vest. hey kid. helly was. never cruel. she's a fucking mole. yes. DO IT, SETH. text cannot do any of these line deliveries a SHRED of justice john turturro they are engraving your name in that emmy as we fucking speak

[carolsturka]

Hey, kid.

2.04 | 1.01

[daftfurby]

Here’s a furby buddy pattern! I modified @pocket-furbs super awesome pattern (you can find it right here!) there were a couple of minor errors in the pattern pieces (that were addressed in the post) so i thought i’d draw up my own thing with some slight edits!

photos of assembly instructions under the cut!

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