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How I learned to deal with overwhelming anxiety.
I dont have anxiety but this is still really helpful!!
Early 2000s furby wallpapers from the old website. love em.
MSA Cure Guide
Iâve seen so many rumors circulate about how MSA isnât curable, how MSA is something that is absolutely a Furby ownerâs nightmare. Have you wanted a cure for your exhausted little friend, but not even known where to start?
I have the guide for you. Most of this is rehashed from Furbytechâs MSA cure guide but since itâs not easily found (it took me several days of searching âMSAâ to even come close to a redirection post) I figured Iâd make something accessible, or spread the information.
Letâs get right into it, shall we?
Step one: Skin and de-shell your Furby.
Iâm not going to go into how to skin your Furby here.
Step two: Locate the tilt sensor.
The tilt sensor is what makes the rattling sound inside your Furby, the mechanism that wakes them up! When this is dirty, that is the most common cause for MSA. MSA, as far as I know, is a programmed response to dirty sensors. Cleaning the back and stomach sensors is recommended as well when following this.
Step three: Pry that sucker open.
The sensor is generally easy to open, donât be afraid to remove the hot glue sticking the metal piece to the cap, that makes it easier to leverage out. Be careful with the metal pieces inside! There are two parts to pull out once the cap is undone.
Step four: Remove and polish.
The tilt sensor ball must be taken out to polish. This can be done with tweezers or your hands, it doesnât really matter. Polish the ball and the metal discs with a Q-Tip or cotton ball. (one disc is hanging by a wire outside of the sensor cylinder, one still inside the cylinder. The ball bounces between each one to create the tilt disturbance.)
Step six: Replace all parts by following these steps in reverse.
No need to hot glue or fasten the materials in unless you feel like itâs necessary. Test your Furby before putting it back together, just to make sure their MSA is gone. If you try this method and it does not work, again clean all of the sensors. Something more could be wrong, or it could be that some fibers of your Q-Tip or cotton ball are stuck to the sensors! Be very careful with your materials, but this should work otherwise.
Best of luck to you and your sleepy Furbies! Normal sleepiness is 1-3 times of the Furby saying theyâre going to sleep again. 8-15 times of the Me Sleep Again is more of the area where you would use this method. If this does not work, please contact me either via reblog with details, or shoot me an ask. I will be glad to help!
HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeareâs dick is when youâre talking to your friends, thatâs a good topic. donât choose something u donât care about, you will Want To Die
âokay but the only topics are ones i donât care aboutâ talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if youâre like âhereâs a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this insteadâ theyâre like âsure lmao i just couldnât think of other paper topics to suggestâ
âthey said noâ cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about âwhat motivates me? uh foodâ and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Donât Care bc Weâre Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of âyouâre not in hs anymoreâ DONT lie to yourself and think âitâs fine iâll do it in one dayâ you will !! Regret it!!!!Â
âraquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe iâm capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.â same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you donât feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you donât have to worry youâre fucking it all up. when itâs 15 minutes every day (even if itâs only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline theyâd recommend. they actually Know.
always ask if itâs informal or formal (if you can use âIâ statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day itâs due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before itâs due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you canât procrastinate!!Â
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. itâs like⌠a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and âtouchâ at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying iâm sure itâs someoneâs idea of a rush. thereâs so many âhow toâ documents on these that i wonât get into it but frankly?? if you donât write it down you will not remember it. âyes i willâ no you wonât greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesnât work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like âlady macbeth is a feminist ICONâ then take the quotes i think fit. but if while youâre reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like youâre keeping notes to yourself youâd be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but itâs easier to translate âthis is why bees are the #bombâ into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. âThe above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.â
keep track of your sources + label them. donât just write â(SOURCE)â instead if youâre using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then âFind+replaceâ w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means donât do this but if youâre running late on it and donât have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can âuse anyâ word you want (56). so yeah âthere isâ a moral question about it but you âcanâ make up quotes (79, 90). donât âactuallyâ do this unless youâre seriously in a crunch. which u shouldnât be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if youâre like âit needs 2 more hoursâ okay. but if youâre like âthis isâŚâŚâŚ not startedâ email the teacher. theyâll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like âiâm genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but iâm worried i wonâtâ instead of âi started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extensionâ. please also just⌠be honest?Â
âmy teacher wonât accept late work!â they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like âlmao sheâs got so many mental illnesses idek how to help herâ
âno he really doesnât, he doesnât careâ you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if itâs something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didnât bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
âno!!! raquel youâre not listening i have 2 pages and he doesnât take late work!!!!!!!!!â Â okay. yeah thatâs bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that youâre struggling with? is it that your canât find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (donât do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.Â
âi donât even have that!!â did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if itâs âthis is bad.â you can use that. use why you didnât like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.Â
âi donât have enough sources!!!â go to wikipediaâs page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.Â
âhow the fuck do i analyze thisâ. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. iâve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words âmy dearâ. i talked about the possessive âmyâ and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
âi did all that and itâs still 3 pages too shortâ quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer âwhat does this mean moving forwardsâ most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with âhereâs a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrationsâ, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically donât do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly iâve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. âraquelâŚ.. i canât look at it anymoreâ. youâre not looking @ it, youâre discovering you wrote âbreathâ not âbreatheâ and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luckâŚ. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.
do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because thatâs my personal form of useless perfectionism.
like, you can tell your friend all about what youâre planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends
Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day itâs due? TURN IT IN. Itâs better than a zero if the teacher wonât work with you on an extension or late work
for college friends
As someone whose used this method to write 30 page papers, please listen to these tips!
Remember that your outline is your roadmap. Make it as easy to navigate for you as possible.
Your professor wants it done a certain way? Thereâs usually a reason. Ask your professor why they like it the way they do!
If it really seems like there isnât any rhyme or reason to it or the format isnât helpful to you, make a seperate outline for you than the one you turn in to them
And like they said please keep track of your sources.
And remember, the more work you do on the front end, the less you have to do at the end! Save the last few days before that paper is due for the polishing. Do as much work as possible ahead of time.
If you have issues holding yourself to self made deadlines (I do too), ask a friend to hold you accountable! Have them nag you (I guarantee you have one friend who would love to be as annoying as possible about this)! Or if you have a family member/someone whose basically family that you see as an authority figure, ask them!
Listen. Listen
PLEASE USE YOUR TIME WISELY
she is absolutely right when she says you canât write 20 pages in a night. Hear it from someone who bullshitted 34pages in like 6 days (I wouldâve been quicker if I didnât fall into sourcing hell)
also if youâre bad at keeping track of time, use a timer!!! ask your mum/ your friends to call you every 2 hours!! use the app âForestâ to lock your phone (it gives you a reward for that)
you got this!!
page 4 is up~!
I want to thank my friend @shirohibiki for contributing the dialog in this page along with the rest of the comic! ~<3
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Let bi boys date girls
Who isnât letting themâŚâŚ
Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldnât be allowed in lgbt spaces because Iâm actually really straight
Straight girls who see me as their âgay friendâ or who say they donât care about sexuality but wouldnât date a boy whoâs had sex with a boy
Straight people in general who say âisnât he really just gayâ or telling girls that Iâm actually gay and faking it with them
Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl Iâm the same as the straight people who oppress our community
Gay people who say Iâll never understand oppression or what itâs like to âactuallyâ be gay
So thereâs quite a few people not letting them!!
Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people
I'm really sick of the idea that if you can't immediately drop $1000+ if your pet needs the vet, then you don't deserve to have pets. There's a difference between being able to afford the day to day expenseses and maybe calling a friend or two during an emergency and actual neglect.
RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVENâT YET SEEN
An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida
Dorothy Counts â The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States â Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotteâs Harry Harding High School, 1957
Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII
Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945
The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888
A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936
Job Hunting In 1930âs
German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945
Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961
Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934
Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931
Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932
The Most Beautiful Suicide â Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947
The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967
Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967
Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974
Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His âMagnifying Transmitterâ more
Me, goin downstairs to get some sweet midnight snacks
why is this vine so fucking captivating
reblog if the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the rightÂ
fuck it
i dont want girls sexualising mlm relationships anymore. at all
i dont want them fetishizing our relationships bc they think itâs sexy
i dont care if its a âway for them to express their sexualityâ. that aint right and its messed that they can say that they want men in the porn industry to stop fetishizing wlw relationships, only to do the same bc its âfandomâ
can yall please reblog this actually ??
bc like. im a boy attracted to boys. and this is making me uncomfortable and i want it to stop
and im not the only one ? a handful of people have agreed with me and im sure there are more
please dont ignore this bc you want to keep writing/drawing/reading m/m pornâŚ. or bc im a boy and you dont care what i have to sayâŚ.. especially if you disagree with the treatment of wlw in the porn industry its a double standard and this is important to me and i dont want it to be swept under the rug
Add on: you can still write, draw and read about mlm without fetishizing them. By fetishization, OP means that you only see these relationships as sexy and sinful instead of just seeing it as average everyday relationships.
Nearly every girl Iâve met within fandoms with mlm ships has only focused on the men having sex or calling them âmy nasty gay babiesâ and thatâs just gross.
College interviewer: So, what made you want to attend our university?
Me: I justâŚ.I just want her to be proud of me
Interviewer: Aww, are you talking about your mum?
Me, thinking about Elle Woods: haha yeah