Bitches be like 'oh I love batman and Bruce wayne <3' but then they go read fics which literally and figuratively torture him. It's me. I am bitches
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Bitches be like 'oh I love batman and Bruce wayne <3' but then they go read fics which literally and figuratively torture him. It's me. I am bitches
absolute doodles
He will ABSOLUTELY protect his big wifey
morning routine!!
Little brother forever!!!!!!
(familial/platonic) sleep dami sketches and bruce w toddler jason
what a cute smile hehehe
Bruce knew that his parents, much like other daehên, partnered for the sake of making the emergence of children smoother (and of course love), but he never realized he might have to consider his options.
Dick’s emergence had nearly killed him. The lack of awareness of his creation in the first place did much to exaggerate the tremulous process, but each reminder of the little one’s presence sent a jolt of white hot terror down his spine.
He needed a partner soon, but with the new serial killer running around Gotham, Bruce can hardly keep up. And with Dick being fiercely protective over him, it was a miracle Bruce made it out of the house.
Bruce tries to open up about his feelings towards Clark delicately. He doesn’t want to ruin the decades long relationship he’s had with him. And he feels he’s doing well.
However, the time counts down to zero and everything thing comes to a head when he is trapped beneath a mountain of rubble. Bruce shouldn’t have been on active duty, but all hands on deck was needed and he couldn’t ignore the cry for help.
The emergence starts. Bruce is scared. Terrified, and trying to keep it together.
Clark helps. He always does.
Clark has been leaving freshly wrapped peaches from the farmer's market on Wayne Manor's front step for weeks.
When he and Batman are on a mission, he peels oranges and hands Bruce the slices. The entire Justice League is confused by this, but Bruce has chosen to silently accept it.
Clark frequents an apple orchard close to his parent's farm, because of course he does. He always sends a fresh box of them to Dick's apartment in Blüdhaven.
He's always trading fruit pie recipes with Alfred. He's told Tim how to make the absolute best fruit smoothies, and he's even sent Bruce an edible arrangement.
Eventually, Bruce asks about this, and sweet beloved innocent Clark just goes, "Your whole thing is bats, right? Like fruit bats? I saw them at the zoo, they need constant produce to stay healthy :)"
Bruce calls Clark dumb, but he eats all of his orange slices.
gone for months then spawning with shocking otp ship
Alternatively:
REVERSE ROBINS!! 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
“Batman doesn’t act human” yeah that’s literally three untreated disorders in a trauma trencoat with a heart that’s 6 sizes too big what did you expect
having a hyperfixation and talking to people is like "Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS DIVORCE IN IT" "Y'KNOW WHO ELSE IS A BROTHER" "Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE FOUNDED INCREDIBLE CONTROVERSY" and you just don't say it unless it's really really really funny.
"Has the new Superman met Batman?" Bro, there is no way that Corenswet's Clark has not been working on his favorite cryptid for *months* like a feral cat. Bringing him treats in the form of information, rewarding non-violent interactions with affection, sitting with him quietly so he knows Clark is not a threat. If Bruce is wearing a cape, I guarantee that Clark has a diary in the Fortress with entries like, "Today Batman greeted me without throwing a smoke bomb at my face! We are really bonding :)"
I have created a read and write discord server. Its primary purpose is to promote your own fics, find fics to read, recommend fics, discuss fics, and help others write fics. The main fandom is the batfam, however all dcu readers and writers are welcome. There are no age requirements (except for Discords 13+ rule) and everyone is welcome no matter how active in the community they are.
Carry
*gravelly voice suddenly speaking from a black dark corner of a rooftop* uppies.
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