ᓚᘏᗢ – sae's management begging you to collab with sae (pt. 4) !
summary: sae debuts on twitch ...
pt. 1 pt.2 pt. 3 pt. 4
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kira @luvkeonhoooo
sae playing valorant is exactly how i expected LMAO he's hitting headshots with a sheriff like his life depends on it 😭😭😭
10:15 PM · May 7, 2026 · 495 Views
h @baller_enthusiast
[video: 0:45]
sae: why are you pushing?? are you-
(sae's phone starts vibrating on the desk)
sae: one second.
jett: BRO WE ARE IN A 2V5 TF
sae: it's an important call.
NAHHH AND IT WAS Y/N TOO BRO SAE ITOSHI YOU ARE SOOOO DONE
11:58 PM · May 7, 2026 · 2 M Views
i <3 sean @seanxxxxxxxxxx
sae started a "tactics analysis" stream (wtv that is???) and the first 10 minutes was just him staring at the camera in 4k silence because he didn't feel like talking yet??????? i like whatever is wrong with him ong
9:46 PM · May 7, 2026 · 500 K Views
ZHAO YUFAN @jamesissofuckingfine
y/n has him on a leash without even trying LOL
9:51 PM · May 7, 2026 · 22 K Views
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the moment someone donated $100 with the msg "sae blink twice if you have a big fat crush on y/n" and sae fucking blinked twice I CANT DO THIS ANYMOREEEEEEEE ITS OVER FOR THE NATION MATTER OF FACT WE FUCKING WON
11:59 PM · May 7, 2026 · 999 K Views
mila @itoshifiles
y/n: your aim is so lukewarm i want to cry so bad
sae: (suddenly aces and all kills were headshots???)
10:19 PM · May 7, 2026 · 50 K Views
rae @bluelockbaddie
"sae if y/n is the only person allowed to call you lukewarm say nothing" and bro kept playing in total silence for the next 5 minutes I AM ROLLINGGGG i heard there's a town called whipped town and sae's the major
11:00 PM · May 7, 2026 · 777 K Views
YNSAE UPDATES @ynsae_daily
when y/n briefly laughed at smth he said and the smallest smirk pulls at his lips for 0.5 seconds
10:15 PM · May 7, 2026 · 495 Views
sorry if i offend someone with this but why am i seeing fuckass fanfics with stepcest, no consent, pdfs and all that shit on my feed? which one of you actually reads this?
"do you have dreams of representing your country at the international level in the future?" the reporter asked, leaning in with a hopeful, desperate sort of look.
sae didn't even blink. he looked like he was counting the seconds until he could be back in madrid. "none whatsoever."
he stood up, his movements fluid and entirely too relaxed for someone who just crushed a nation's hopes. "the national team of a weak country like this one will never be the greatest in the world. my dream is to win the champions league." he began to walk toward the door, his voice trailing over his shoulder with a cold, dismissive edge. "there isn't a forward in this country who's good enough for my passes. i was born in the wrong country."
girolan dabadie, his manager, scrambled after him, looking like he was about to have a heart attack. "this won't do, sae-chan! the media's going to hate you for that!"
"so?" sae muttered, hands shoved deep into his pockets. "this country doesn't matter to me. i only came back because my passport expired."
they reached the wide, doorless archway that led into the main press hall. inside, the air was thick with the sound of camera shutters and aggressive shouting.
anri teieri was standing at the podium, her knuckles white as she gripped the wood, trying to stay composed under the shouting.
"so that's how we plan to train up a striker who can lead japan to a world cup win ...through this blue lock project."
"even if you do produce a top striker, how can you guarantee japan will win the world cup?"
"are you saying it's okay to ruin the lives of 299 people just for one person's sake?"
"didn't their parents object?"
anri opened her mouth, but her voice died in her throat. "well... we believe-"
thud.
a shoulder slammed into sae's with enough force to knock him off his balance. he stumbled back a step, genuinely startled. he turned to snap a look at whoever had the nerve, but you were already past him. you didn't look back nor did you stop. the sharp clack-clack-clack of your heels cut through the room as you marched down the center aisle. the reporters, who had been shouting over each other seconds ago, were now silent, their heads turning in sync as you climbed the stairs to the stage. you reached the second mic, adjusted it with a sharp flick of your wrist, and sighed into the silence.
"let's skip the pleasantries," you said. your voice wasn't loud, but it had a dry, exhausted edge that commanded the room.
"you want to talk about guarantees? i can guarantee you that if we don't do this, japan will remain a footnote for the next century. i'm not interested in 'trying our best.' i'm interested in 'being the best.' there's a difference. "
you flipped open your folder, the sound of the paper crisp in the quiet. you pulled out a photo of sae, a shot of him in his re al kit, looking cold and unreachable, and held it up.
"you're worried about 'ruined' lives?" you asked, your gaze sweeping the front row. "let's talk about this one. sae itoshi. our best talent in a generation, and yet, he didn't just leave japan, he fled. he didn't go to spain just for the money or the fame. he left because he looked at the 'spirit of cooperation' you all love so much and realized it was a death sentence for his talent. he realized that in a country where everyone is afraid to stand out, a genius has no place to breathe. he's on record saying there isn't a single forward in this country worthy of his passes. and you know what the worst part is? he's right. as it stands, japan is a factory for mediocrity. we are a nation of support players with no one to support."
the room erupted into offended murmurs. a reporter from a tabloid stood up, his face red. "and who are you exactly? we were waiting for the president. does the jfu even have a dress code? you look like an intern."
a few of the older men in the front row chuckled. anri looked like she wanted to evaporate.
this is boring, you thought.
"why? because i'm wearing a skirt and heels?" you asked, your voice flat. "if you'd spent half as much time reading the brief on your chair as you did focusing on my body and what i'm wearing, you'd know exactly who i am."
the reporter sat down fast.
"pardon me then, i'm y/n l/n. i head the strategic development. i'm the one who told the president that if he didn't fund this project, he'd be out of a job by the next qualifiers. i'm also the one who decides which of your outlets gets blacklisted for being a waste of my time."
"now, where were we? right, the 'ruined lives'. let's be real for a second," you continued, taking a slow sip of water and setting it down with a sharp clack. "these players aren't toddlers, they're athletes. they know how a bracket works. one winner, everyone else goes home. if you're that worried about their feelings, maybe you should pick another job. any other questions? no? good. anri-san, we're done here."
you stepped off the stage. anri scurried after you, her heels clicking frantically as she whispered frantically about engagement numbers, but you just kept moving toward the exit. sae was still standing there. he didn't move as you drew level with him.
"you use my name quite a bit for someone who doesn't even know to say sorry," sae said, his voice low which made anri stop in her tracks. "telling the world why i left like you've lived in my head."
you stepped and turned, stepping fully into his place. you had to tilt your head back to meet those cold, teal eyes.
"i used your name because it's the only thing in japanese football that actually generates a headline. and living in your head? please, it wasn't that hard. you're a genius in a room full of idiots. you got bored. you left. it's not a mystery, itoshi-san. it's just the only logical conclusion."
sae froze, staring down at you, his pupils slightly blown.
"and the shoulder?" he asked. "was that a logical conclusion too? or do you just lack basic manners?"
"you were in the way," you said simply. "if you don't want to get hit, maybe don't stand in my way?"
you turned on your heel and walked away. anri offered a panicked, quick bow to him and girolan before catching up with you. girolan felt like he'd aged ten years in five minutes. he looked at sae, expecting the boy to explode or, at the very least, demand an immediate flight back to madrid where people actually respect him.
"sae-chan... listen," girolan started, his hands fluttering nervously. "don't take it to heart! she's... she's young, only eighteen! the jfu basically gave her total control because she's some kind of strategic prodigy, but clearly, she lacks any social grace. she's just stressed about the launch, you know? it's not personal!"
"eighteen?"
"yes! just a kid, really! a very arrogant, very overpaid kid," girolan rambled. "we should just get to the airport, the car is wai-"
"girolan."
"huh?"
"change of plans," sae said. "i'm not going back to spain tonight."
"what? but the flight-"
"cancel it," sae interrupted, his eyes still glued to the spot where you had disappeared around the corner. a slow, genuine and slightly dangerous smirk pulled at his lips. for the first time since he'd landed, he wasn't bored.
a/n: bro this is lowk cringe idfk i feel like y/n thinks she's a sigma boss BYE
when my future daughter comes home with a black haired cutie pie who looks like he never kissed someone in his life I DONT NEED A FUCKING DNA TEST THATS MY CHILDDDD
ᓚᘏᗢ – sae's management begging you to collab with sae (pt. 3) !
pt. 1 pt.2 pt. 3 pt. 4
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h
@baller_enthuasiast
IS THIS MY KING??? IS THIS THE MOST EXPENSIVE MIDFIELDER??? HES STRUGGLING TO CHOP AN ONION I AM SCREAMING
10:15 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 3,4M Views
mitsuki
@yn_stan_101
the way y/n looked him dead in the eyes and said "whisk faster, patek boy, your 100 mil euro feet aren't helping you here" AND HE JUST WHISKED ... FASTER???? HE'S SO INCREDIBLY WHIPPED BOY YOU AINT SLICKKK LAWDDDDD IT'S SO OVER
11:32 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 19M Views
louis
@football_bro99
i used to hate y/n for the overpaid baller comments but watching her make sae itoshi eat raw garlic because he kept saying mediocre is the best content i've seen in 2026
10:45 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 203 Views
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[video clip]
the way his patek was glinting in the light while he was whisking eggs with a fork
9:19 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 1M Views
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HE CHUCKLED. FOLKS!!!!! HE CHUCKLEDDDDDDDDDDDD OMLL Y/N L/N YOU HAVE SAVED THE NATION 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
12:00 AM · Apr 8, 2026 · 6,7M Views
YN RISE
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y/n blushing in 4k after he told her "to be faster" ... girl. we saw that. you are freaked out.
7:46 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 104M Views
nia
@itoshifx
the eye contact during the garlic penalty was way too intense for a cooking show. why was he looking at her like she was the last ball in spain?? i'm done. enough. i've seen ENOUGHHHH our man is GONEEEE he is y/n's now
7:07 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 83M Views
leslie
@megumimybeloved
y/n. we saw you looking at his hands. stop ts. who EDITED THE VIDDDD LMFAOOO THEY WANT YOUR DOWNFALL GIRL RUN
7:51 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 64M Views
user
@arnoldheinissosexy
y/n: you're such a prick
sae: and you're mediocre at chopping
... ??? THEY ARE LITERALLY FLIRTING IN FRONT OF US??? AND OVER GARLIC TOO??? STOP???
8:32 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 67M Views
ray
@egoistray
i js saw someone tweeting smth like "who edited y/n's vid" girl. y/n is the one who edits them LOL
11:48 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 304 Views
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cat
@iloveyn
sae itoshi is fucking smirking. he likes verbal abuse. he's literally addicted to her meaningless insults I AM SOBBINGGGG SAE HAS A DEGRADING KINK. EVERYONE SAE HAS A DEGRADING KINK DJIOVKDFJSODKLF
9:59 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 600K Views
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i've followed sae for 5 years and i've never seen him look more alive than when he was being bullied by a girl with a shovel-pan
8:10 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 99 Views
ᓚᘏᗢ – sae's management begging you to collab with sae (pt. 2) !
pt. 1 pt.2 pt. 3 pt. 4
[INTERNAL TEXT THREAD: Y/N -> RYU]
y/nski: ryu oml i was mid-nap
y/nski: LMFAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING RN
y/nski: SAE ITOSHI IS WATCHING WHAT
y/nski: AHAHSASHASHAHAHAHAHAAH
y/nski: LOG OFF RN
y/nski: i need diabolical terms for this one
from: y/n l/n [email protected]
cc: ryu sarang [email protected]
to: miki tanaka [email protected] girolan dabadie [email protected]
subject: collab proposal
dear miki, dear girolan,
i've had some time to think about sae. honestly, after seeing the fanboy behavior, i'm down to make this happen! though, if we're going to do this, we aren't doing a typical pr stunt. i want my content to be authentic, which means sae has to survive my kitchen on my terms.
here are my non-negotiable conditions for the shoot:
- i know sae's look is a big part of his brand, but we're cooking. if he shows up with his hair perfectly gelled, he'll be required to wear a cat-ear headband for the duration of the filming.
- to keep the dialogue fresh, sae is prohibited from using his favorite words: lukewarm, inefficient and mediocre. every time he slips up and uses one, he has to eat a thin slice of raw garlic on camera.
- i won't be providing my professional cutlery. sae will be limited to using a plastic-handled knife from a local convenience store for all prep work.
- also, we're going old school! no blenders, no food processors and no electric mixers. if a recipe requires whisking or mashing, he's doing it by hand with a fork.
that's all! i'm looking forward to seeing you (if you agree with these terms).
kisses and hugs,
y/n l/n
[INTERNAL TEXT THREAD: RYU -> Y/N]
ryuski: Y/N IM ON THE FLOORRRRR
ryuski: cat ears LMAOAAOA UR SO EVIL
y/nski: its the only way ryu </3
y/nski: if i see him in person and he looks too good i might actually be nice
y/nski: i need to focus on being professional fr
ryuski: ew wht the hell
ryuski: u want him so bad
y/nski: bro i literally said it on stream once accidentally
y/nski: "sae is so bad" and they all took it and ran
y/nski: i meant the positive "bad" not the negative man
y/nski: but its good now they think i hate him
ryuski: oh.......
ryuski: she wants that enemies to lovers so bad
from: miki tanaka [email protected]
to: girolan dabadie [email protected]
subject: y/n's terms
girolan,
i've read y/n's email five times and i'm pretty sure i'm going to die if i show sae her terms. even though i love her for that, our starboy won't love that. can you show this to him???? or think of another plan???? i don't want to text him. pls tell me you have a plan.
miki
from: girolan dabadie [email protected]
to: miki tanaka [email protected]
subject: re: y/n's terms
miki,
breathe. i agree that the terms are unconventional. however, if we push back now, she'll walk and the rebrand will be a total failure. i am going to forward the terms to him now. if i don't reply to your next email, please assume i have been terminated or worse.
girolan
from: girolan dabadie [email protected]
to: sae itoshi [email protected]
subject: collab requirements of y/n l/n
sae,
we have received the production requirements from y/n for tuesday's shoot. as we discussed, she has full creative authority to ensure authencity for her audience.
her confirmed terms are as follows:
- no luxury accessories (watches/jewelry)
- a safety headband (cat ears) must be worn if your hair is styled
- you will have to eat garlic if you use these words: lukewarm, inefficient, mediocre
- prep must be done with a provided plastic knife, no electric appliances are permitted
please let me know if you have any objections.
girolan
[INTERNAL TEXT THREAD: GIROLAN -> MIKi]
girolan dabadie: he said "ok."
miki tanaka: WHAT
girolan dabadie: i am as confused as you are.
miki tanaka: OH MY GODDDDDDDDD I'M GOING TO PASS OUT
girolan dabadie: please don't.
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