First off, I'd like to say I'm sorry. I'm the anon who sent the 'do you have any friends' ask, and I'd like to clear a few things up. I did not mean to offend the person who runs the blog, it was just a question that I didn't fully think through how it would be interpreted before I sent it. If I offended you in any way I am so, so, SO sorry. I really love your blog and this whole AU and I hope you continue it.
Hnnnnng. Look listener it's fine!
You obviously didn't mean any harm! And I'm not offended!
...much.
... okay I'm a little offended you came to that conclusion so quickly, but that's not important! What is important is understanding where you went wrong. You can't just say 'no offense' or 'not to be rude' and then follow it up with an incredibly rude or offensive thing. It doesn't negate the following statement. I mean, how would you like it if a stranger walked up to you on the street and asked if you have any friends?
Also I have the right to decline any questions I want! And yes, sometimes I'm gonna be rude in my refusal, but you shouldn't take it personally. I just like having the option to say what I'm thinking. That's one of the things I hated about being a celebrity and the media, they would always be incredibly rude asking these invasive and personal questions, but you're the bad guy if you so much as twitch and do anything but smile and be polite as you change the subject. I want to be rude and say what's on my mind without having to feel bad or be slandered for it.
But I also don't want to hurt anyone feelings... gahhh what am I saying! I'm a villain! I shouldn't care if I hurt other people's feelings!
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From Mod team:
It’s okay, we enjoyed the ask and we are friends, so that’s at least 2 for each of us : D
Recently got her a "feathered mouse" toy and she seems to love it. I'd have her say hi but I don't allow her in here while I'm recording. At least not anymore, but here have a picture of my little partner in crime.
Okay listeners, ya know I can't STAND the media but this latest story is really pissing me off. And yes, I freely admit, I AM planing-n-attacking the news station-any police listening go ahead and try to stop me! I would love a challenge later but right now i just really need to vent.
Just listen to this:
'On tonight's story, we have ground breaking information on a new villain that has terrorizing inner Tokyo and Mustfusu area.'
Ground breaking she says. I know she's playing on my quirk but I didn't even do any damage to the ground this time!
Sorry, sorry, not the issue.
'The villain previously known only as a Banshee, is a new villain on the seen who has been attacking Tokyo. His crimes include attacking heroes, costing countless in property damage and even manslaughter and assault. we-'
Notice how she makes no mention on which heroes I've attacked or what proprieties I've damaged. Censorship at it's finest!
'-now can confirm that the so-called deafening villain-'
So-called, so-called! I've literally deafened people!! Look over those assault charges! I've had people hospitalized because of damage to their ears that usually results in at least PARTIAL deafness.
'-is in fact the former voice hero, Present Mic, a former teacher at UA High.'
They forgot all my other jobs and, no, i'm not bitter...
'As of now, Present Mic has been missing for a month,-’
Month and two weeks but good to know people only started looking when classes started back up.
'With no contact to any of his colleagues or bosses.’
They could have tried contacting me first but then again I did 'loose' their numbers after those first two weeks.
'Today Banshee had a run in with the pro hero Eraserhead. While Eraserhead was unable to apprehend the villain and let him get away,-'
‘Let him get way' just uggh this drives me mad. Like a hero has any say on if a villain escapes or not- news flash! we- they don't! All we can do is our best to bring them in and sometimes we can't do that! Also did it ever occur to these people that MAYBE it's not a simple as capturing the villain or not? That MAYBE it's hard to take in or fight someone you've 'known' for over 15 years. Not everything is black and white!
Guy, I swear they take every opportunity to drag the good heroes through the mud the SECOND they make a mistake.
'-he was able to confirm his identity. We can only speculate why Present Mic wasn't taken into custody,-'
‘We can only speculate why he wasn't taken in' ARRUGH!
What bullshit!
Again on them making stupid assumptions on everything. Just- just listen to this!
'But this might be another slip up by the hero.'
SEE WHAT I MEAN!! They immediately jump to blaming the hero, not the villain who is clearly out matching and TARGETING the heroes. No, of COURSE it's the heroes fault! God forbid he have EMOTIONS while on the job. After all heroes are just robots who take down the SCUM of the earth right? After all CLEARLY for the media at least it's a SIN to have -oh what's that word empathy? Compassion? A desire to understand both sides? Guy, I hate the media.
'Some suspect a quirk might have been involved in his sudden change,-'
Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you. To be able to pin the blame on some nobody instead of the flaws in the system."
'-or perhaps the fame has finally gone to his head.'
Yes, it's the fame that corrupted me, brilliant deduction. That's why I've been luring heroes away from the main streets or have been targeting news outlets while making sure not to be caught on camera. Because that makes perfect sense. Yep, the hero went bad because of the fame they had as a mid ranked hero, who was only known for their radio shows. Sure, you could argue that it was the top ranked radio show in japan for years, but it's just amusing to me that they think I'm doing this for more fame and don't even consider that it was, say I don't know, the pressure of being so famous and relied upon.
'-but far more people suspect the villain may finally be showing his true colors.'
I hate that she's not wrong here just because I know what angle they're going to play this.
'With the recent attacks on UA, we have reason to speculate that Present Mic may have been secretly working with the League'
SEE? YA SEE?!
This! This is what I meant! They're playing the 'villain among us' card! Of COURSE they jump to the conclusion that I'M the traitor! Because of course they do! I knew the most about the security system outside of Nezu and Ecto, I had 'every opportunity'. So sure why not! Let's not look at his crime pattern or history at all! Let's ignore the fact he has never harmed kids and jump straight to he's obviously working with the people wHO GO OUTTA THEIR WAY TO TARGET AND HARM KIDS!
'-endangering the lives of his students.'
AGAIN!! DOES ANY ONE EVEN CHECK MY PATTERNS?? This is beyond insulting...
'With this new information, it seems Banshee is yet another risk that might be the fault of another oversight on UA's part-'
Yes, if you don't blame the heroes blame one of the best hero factories that keeps being attacked.
'With the fall of All Might, a spike in villain activity and heroes going bad, we can only wonder how much trust we can really put in the supposed heroes keeping us safe.'
Yes, question that and not WHY the villains are on the rise or how heroes are taught to handle one on ones and the media and not what to do when they get in over their head. Focus on if 'heroes' can be trusted and not anyone else.
Uuuuurggh, Sorry listeners this one got under my skin.
Any business partners then? Or do you exclusively work alone?
Well I'd like to say I work alone, but that wouldn't be completely true.
I've got big plans, and plans that large requires a few more players to come into fruition. I have to set things in motions and in order to do that I have to make a few deals. Made sure they would be trustworthy and would held up their end of the bargain.
Hello! New listener here, love the look. Your eyes are quite beautiful~ What would you do if someone were to.. Say, use a quirk to ride sound waves to your current location?
Welcome to the show listener!
Gotta say you're the first one to comment on my eyes. Which is a little surprising considering they are like, literally one of if not the rarest type of eyes in existence since i have both central and sectoral hetrochromia with both red and green pigment.
Also.~
you have better hope that's a joke listener. Because other wise you'd be be walking up to my doorstep and asking for a fight. And I'm in the mood to punch something black and blue. I was waiting to to redecorate. Now might be a good time to get around to it.
I think red walls would really suit my recording studio.
Have you hurt any civilians? whether on accident or other wise?
Let me put it this way, listener.
Assault and manslaughter would be my most major charges right now. Like I try to avoid hurting innocent civies, but it's pretty hard to avoid it in some cases. I gave up on being safe.
Things happens, ya know? I knock down some buildings, buildings collapse, people go smush! I only make sure the kids don't go smush, which is kind of easy if ya know what to do.
As for people I don't consider innocent.... well, usually I don't feel bad after. That is if it wasn't on purpose in the first place
Sound waves are consider dangerous in so many instances, dear listener~
Hello Banshee, or should I call you Zashi. It's some time since we spoke before I had to leave. But its delightful to see you on our side. And if you want to ask, there are storm clouds in your future, fallen sunshine.
Distant
It's deeper but... storm clouds...
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cold and almost deadly
Listen caller if this is your idea of a joke, then you have a sick sense of humor.
Is this because of my last call? You think just because I showed vulnerability on air that gives you the right to try to mess with my head?
Well, it's not going to work.
Lets make this clear, I don't know what you mean by 'our side' but make no mistake. I am not a fool and the only side I'm on right now is my own. I don't know who you are or where you heard and copied that voice, but if I ever find out you'll regret using it and will pay.
Also HELL NO you can't use that nickname! The only people that were ever allowed to use the nickname are long gone. And I will not have those memories tarnished by some creep!
Silently, distant
Seriously the nerve of some people. calling up as person's dead friend. Tch.
Honestly, no. I... well.. I was the same. Except, I never got the chance to.. do anything more with what I had. *sniffs* By the time I had any idea how much I cared for them, it was too late. *clears throat* You kind of remind me of them, which is probably why I continue calling. Heh. I guess I too, am just never good enough. :3
“I…
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I’m sorry.gulp I’m sorry you had to go through that and sniff or are still going through it.
I’m sorry to hear you feel that way listener. aaahI’m sorry you never got to tell them. I’m so so sorry that someone else is going through this.
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But… it’s also…. almost nice to know I’m… I’m… I’m sorry.
an almost silent scraping sound with the sobs growing quieter and dying off
Who are your friends now that you've left the heroes?
Haha ha... ha
Wow, listener.
Another caller just asked about the same thing. You two must share a brain cell or something!
So, uhhh, define friends. Does my cat count? Can I just say Diva? I should be able to count my cat. She loves me and has stuck with through this.
That's probably not what you mean huh? I guess... no. It's just... easier to disappear if your ties are severed. If you have no one. So no. I don't have any human friends since I left UA.
We are partly lifting the Manga Spoiler rule and we will have one special character appear in the story.
The ones who follow Mod Snek, most likely know who that is. But for everybody else, if you don't want to be spoiled there are going to be Spoiler warning pictures in asks concerning this character.
Have you ever think back to when you were younger and wonder about what could have been?
Are you asking if I think about if things could have been different back then? I mean, who doesn't.
Like what would have happened if I became a villain from the start? if I had run away earlier? What I'd be like, if I had a better life?
There are so many what ifs.
Maybe if the entire system didn't fuck up kids waiting for adoption. Maybe if Japan didn't have the worst foster system I ever witnessed. Maybe if kids with disabilities were accepted in age where Heroes are hailed as pinnacle of beauty and goals for every body.
Maybe if any of those things came to pass my childhood would have been, I don't know happy?
THERE IS SO MANY MAYBYES AND THOSE WON’T FINISH THE WORK!
Did you have to turn to crime? There are other ways to change things that don't involve breaking the law
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Yes I really did, it’s really the only way to get my point across.
Also let’s be real, I had amazing self restraint to have waited this long to turn to crime. The only people who the public listen to are heroes and villains nowadays and no one was listening to me while I was a hero. Sure, I could have tried other things, but would that have made a real impact?
Doubtful.
Besides, I was tired of holding back and trying to fit the mold society placed me in. Now I can let loose however I want.
Though, yes, I am fully aware of the irony embracing the label that was slapped on me since I was a toddler. Rest assured.
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