ELIZABETH.

follows from pathoshome / low-activity. loved by yani.

[notaqvaman-a-blog]

DON’T FEEL BAD , I’M USUALLY ABOUT TO DIE .          loved by yani. est. august 2018. slow activity. art credit.

[earthdad]

no offense but

[tragicloss-deactivated20180113]

earthdad :

i hope all of you had a good day and that you’re content with your life

[chaoticbabyg]

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

Amy “most appropriate” Santiago

requested by anonymous

[agyo]

She tells your story.

[aphesistears]

ANDREI:

   when she goes, andrei cannot help but feel relief wash over him, and there are several minutes spend actually studying, reading and repeating notes to commit various definitions to memory. his stress for this exam is probably unnecessary —- not only has he always been smart, in political science he excels —- yet still he drowns himself in it. just as he drowns himself in coffee. and when she returns, before even glancing at the variety of snacks she’s brought (for which he utters a thank you ) he takes the fresh cup and despite it’s heat drinks it liberally. as he does, a sudden pain pules through him, and his hand rises to clutch his chest, rubbing the place over his heart. “ i’ve had too much caffeine, ” andrei admits quietly, trying to regain his focus despite a returning distraction.

raises her eyebrow, while her eeriness increases. eliza wants to tell “i told you so.” but bites her lips instead, as grabs another snack and opens it. “ i'm used to not be listened. ” says, bitterly and finally eating part of the snack. and then her brown chocolate eyes looks directly at him, with a serious expression. “ but it's fine, it's fine. ” whispers more to herself than for him, after all, it's true. being the voice of the reason wasn't easy, but eliza was patient. that was one of her qualities. despite of being able to put her worriness aside, blinks twice as eats once again of her snack. it was delicous. “ maybe, i should bring you water instead. ” 

[aphesistears]

love headcanons!

😍: How does your muse act different once they start to like someone?

💞: In which way would they like to ask their significant other out for a date? And how do they do it eventually?

💗: At which point do they realize that they've fallen in love?

🌹: What are weird things they start to do once they've developed a crush?

🥀: What would they do when they fell in love with someone out of their reach?

🍫: In which ways do they deal with being lovesick?

🎀: How do they make themselves look attractive for their significant other?

💍: What do they like about being in love?

💔: What do they dislike about being in love?

[tragiclossxarchive-deactivated2]

novice-heartbreaker :

my aesthetic is making other people feel genuinely important and loved.

[thrashbeatles]

philip, you outshine the morning sun. my son.

[aphesistears]

{ We haven't interacted much yet, but I really like what I've read of your Eliza so far! And you seem really lovely - I'm excited to get to write with you properly! :) }

meme | accepting.

THIS IS SO SWEET ! thank you so much ! asdjk i also hope we can interact more & i’m exicted see a rita in my dash !

[archruide-deactivated20190521]

wow alex not cool

[whambamthankyoubram]

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

[aphesistears]

ANDREI:

   she’s not going to give up, andrei realizes as he watches her with that deadpan expression —- he’s already lost several minutes trying to fend off help, and she is showing no sign of backing down. maybe he ought to give in, to just accept it and never speak of it again. but then, to give in now, after mounting such an adamant resistance… neither option particularly suits him. ( maybe he’s overthinking it just a little too much, blowing small gestures out of proportion, because it’swhat he does ). his hand —- pen still balanced between thin fingers —- comes to rest against his forehead as he puts his elbow on the table and stares down at his work. the words blur a bit, and he has to blink to refocus himself. “ fine, ” comes the weary and reluctant concession, “ but only this once. and i’ll owe you however much it costs. ”

relief smile appears on her face. good ! it works !      thoughts as nods, followed with a sigh. eliza loves helping, being useful and taking care of her friends, and she could prove that she wouldn’t take a no for answer.  the middle schuyler decides to not keep asking him mundane questions like what type of snack andrei wanted, she’s not stupid        his patience was quite low from now, it was better to not disturb him anymore. “ alright ! don’t worry       good luck. ” speaks as she got up from her chair, and left for a long minutes. then, eliza came back with a a new cup of coffee and fews snacks from diferents tastes. “ i know i said one, but i couldn’t choose. ” giggles quite shy, as she put the snacks on the table and sitting again in her chair.

[tylerposeyarchived-deactivated2]

ultimate shipper challenge : [ 1/5 heartwarming scenes ]

Amy Santiago, will you marry me? Jake Peralta, I will marry you.

[cetrece]

Would little Angelica be afraid of George Washington as well? He's balder than Burr

Well, Burr was the first bald person Angie saw and fear, but after a long talk with mom she didn’t fear bald people anymore. Furthermore, historically, Martha Washington offered herlself to teach Angie how to dance, so Angie spent a lot of time on the president house. Wash was a bit worried about Ham’s descendants, but he got along really well with the little girl, and often he placed her in his knees and talk about how annoying Alex was in his youth.

He is probably telling some state confidential information to a 7 y/o girl

BONUS:

Oops

[fadingnxte-a]

‘ Gordon Ramsay ’ Quotes Starters

Warning!! A lot of cursing.

❝ It’s fucking RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ Fucking idiot. ❞ ❝ You best be jokin’. ❞ ❝ Don’t billshit me! ❞ ❝ Donkey! ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t feed that to my dog. ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t serve that on DEATH ROW! ❞ ❝ Come the fuck on! ❞ ❝ FUCK OFF! ❞ ❝ Tastes like it’s been microwaved. ❞ ❝ ITS FROZEN AND RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ YOU CAN’T STORE COOK MEAT AND RAW MEAT TOGETHER YOU FUCKING IDIOT! ❞ ❝ THOSE POOR BASTARDS! ❞ ❝ Disgusting! ❞ ❝ In fifteen minutes, I will clear all that furniture and put it back in my van. And this shit here, I’ll put it back in there. ❞ ❝ How the fuck did you burn ice-cream?! ❞ ❝ I’ll get you more pumpkin, and I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole, or diced? ❞ ❝ There is more olive oil on this than Popeye’s dick! ❞ ❝ You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley. ❞ ❝ ____, You’re a first class cunt. ❞ ❝ Hey! Excuse me, Madam! Fuck me?! How about fuck you! ❞ ❝ I swear to god, this is the kind of shit you expect Tiger Woods to T-off with. ❞ ❝ If I tell you to get out there I don’t give a fuck if you got a thong up your fat crack. GET OUT THERE! ❞ ❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not your fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞ ❝ You’re cooking in a burned pan you fucking dick! ❞ ❝ I’m watching you like a fucking hawk, you know why? *Whispers in ear* I want you out. ❞ ❝ You seriously surprised me…. Of how shit you are. ❞ ❝ You act like the female version of Hannibal Lecter. ❞ ❝ I’m done standing here with a bunch of idiots. Fuck you all. ❞ ❝ What we are waiting on? I’M ON SOME FUCKING TALENT!! ❞ ❝ I’m calling out orders, and you’re confused! And you’re confused! And you’re at the end of your dick! ❞ ❝ It’s like a bison’s penis! What is that shit?! ❞ ❝ Right now? I rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth. ❞ ❝ Where’s the lamb SAUCE!? ❞ ❝ Fuck off you useless sack of fucking Yankee Danky Doodle shit. ❞ ❝ Fucking sue me. ❞

[dangerly]