the long way around

soap, 27, chicago, she/her :-)

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[auransinappi]

her: you gotta be bob dylan mysteriously dropping a hat in the 2004 victoria's secret angels in venice ad if you think we fuckin

me af:

[circusheart]

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷𝟿, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶-𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹

[ID: July 19, slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life. END ID]

[andhumanslovedstories]

My grandpa and a girl he knew prior to my grandma. Wild gun safety but they’re both about 90 these days so guess they really dodged that bullet

[andhumanslovedstories]

This woman by the way sent these pics to my grandpa along with a note that said “happy 90th birthday. By the by, my husband’s dead if you’re interested.” We asked grandpa about her and he was quiet, then said, “to be honest. She had a. Substantial rear end.”

[mildmayfoxe]

1929 ad for ovaltine that made me laugh. HERE IS SLEEP! immediately you go to bed!

[nezzie-cactus]

[dogpuppy]

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[kristina100000]

if you got a problem with me its your probble

[aphid]

Fuck yeah

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

Someone told me it’s all happening at the zoo.

[aphid]

[kosmogrl]

[sacred-portal]

[aphid]

I LOVE BIOSHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nononobodyunderstands]