whatever

🤗 i'd like to join your posse, boys, but first i'm gonna sing a little song

[evilvillain123456789]

i would strongly recommend that you memorize every post on this blog and restructure your whole personality towards reenacting every post

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[amazoogle]

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[bgm05]

Lost and farting in the backrooms. No almond water for you boy

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[schmilsson]

fanfiction is lowkey cloth mother

[enchantedbook]

"Offering" by Ulla Thynell

[dovvvvv]

[saoirseronanswife]

hieronymus bosch’s bird is so kind

[dykeferatu]

they were so right when they named it this

[newporters]

oh waiterrrr more posts like these please!

[newporters]

[newporters]

[charl0ttan]

bedsheets are all like lets go over there

[billymayslesbian]

i need authors or publishing companies to figure out how to write good summaries for fantasy. you do not need to introduce all the vocab terms of this world, you need to give the audience an interesting hook. Like, random names and scenarios pulled out of a hat, "Asmand is on the run for a murder he did not commit. Or, at least he's pretty sure he didn't" is a lot stronger a hook than "Asmand is on the run from The Council of Nine Elders for killing the Svelah, the eldest of them all, while under a Trayenas, a mythical trance emparted on him by Blyth"

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[t0ast-ghost]

I did not truly understand until this moment. No like I genuinely could not understand until I finally got that they gave Castiel the truck from Brokeback Mountain.

What. The. Fuck.

[spitblaze]

"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Somehow you got an anon from an ancient sumerian