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this fucking tea
Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should tryâŚ
Iâve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and Iâm at a loss. All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical âmachismoâ.
[Naver] âSeven, Black Nightmares Dreamcatcher Transformed into Santaâ
this for retail workers only
yâall think if a customer come thru and berate the shit outta you and you just smile and say âthank you for being so patient, have a nice dayâ and they still call corporate on you corporate gonna be like âuh okâ and you wonât get in trouble?Â
lol the answer is no you still get in trouble
yeah I seen one of my niggas get written up for telling a customer to go home because they were begging to come into the store 15 minutes after weâd closed and locked the doors.
I decided from that point that if imma get written up I might as well give em a good reason for it. Iâll tell a customer to go fuck themselves idc
I got fired for telling a customer Iâm specifically not allowed to open my drawer to make change from one of his bills. He then proceeded to just grab one of the bills off my keyboard while the drawer was open and angrily tell me to just give him the change, the exact amount. I said calmly âI know how to make change sirâ which apparently ticked him off so much he called later curious and chewed out my manager and said he was going to call corporate. My manager asked me what happened, I explained, he CHECKED the fucking camera and verified it and said in situations where a customer snatches a bill and replaces it with another one I should just call a manager because they have no way of knowing if thereâs something up with it. Then a week or so later they fired me.
Mind you the first two things I was told upon being hired were 1) you have to check IDs and if you fuck up we will fire you and you have to pay a several thousand dollar fine to the state and 2) youâre not allowed to make change if a customer asks, only as part of a transaction.
retail is probably the only occupation on the planet where a company will fire you for doing your job exactly the way they asked you to.
i really want to make a company where the customer is not always right take your dumb asses homeÂ
dbrand (a phone case/Graphic Design company) is probably the closest Iâve seen to that, they will literally tell their customers to go fuck themselves if they try throwing tantrums about product. But theyâre an all-around cool company so they get away with it because most people know thatâs how they are.
example:
Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckinâ guy
ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY
i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metalâs badass protective grandpaÂ
Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, hereâs Babymetal with Abbath.
Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, thatâs good enough for me.
Babymetal with Rob Halford
Sexual orientation: People are pretty and I am scared of all of them.
Romeo, Rottweiler (1 y/o), 23rd & Broadway, New York, NY ⢠âI have PTSD and he saved my life. My husband died in my arms. I was a shut in and now I go out every day. Heâs confident.â
brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
Iâm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me âwhy would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?â Theyâre 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, âA little slappy to make daddy happy?â
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said âim crying on the insideâ
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdoKm1gKc7
look at this dipshit
she fetched the WHOLE TREE!! !!!
This just made my night. Thank you at gods đş
@grizzlywintz
I CANâT SEE ME LOVINâ NOBODY BUT YOU FOR ALL MY LIIIIFE
When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.
*deep inhale*
Cute story from work.
So this couple walks in- a broad-shouldered man with an accent (Italian, I think) and a man that I can best describe as looking like Cecil Palmer.Â
âOkay- weird question. So you guys did our wedding- amazing by the way. And itâs been a month and just about all the flowers in the vases have died by now except for this one thing thatâs really holding on in there. And we want to know what that plant is and how to take care of it to keep it alive. And we donât know how to like⌠describe it and it sounds kind of weird to go to up to a stranger and say âhey whatâs this weird wiggly green plant you put in our vases a month ago?â but I guess thatâs what Iâm asking.â
âSounds like curly willow. If you keep it in water it will eventually start rooting and you can grow a new plant from it from the cutting.âÂ
âThat is too cool! What do you suggest we do?â
âWell, you can keep it in the water for now, but eventually youâll want to pot it in soil because thatâs how itâs going to get its nutrients.â
âCan we,â the Italian guy asks. âCan we plant it in the floor?â I figure he means âplant it outside.âÂ
I nod. âItâll keep growing.â
âWhat does it look like when itâs bigger? Does it stay like a wiggly stick?â
âOh, no, itâll branch out. Itâs actually a tree.âÂ
The skinnier one turns to his husband and says:
âDid you hear that, honey? They gave us a tree! We have a tree now!âÂ
Italian man:Â âItâs our tree. We love our tree.â