Too Old To Trick-or-treat, Too Young To Die

Here lies my wasted youth

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[catchymemes]

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

[whataline-deactivated20211025]

what a fucking year this morning has been

[best-of-memes]

[topherchris]

[tsunflowers]

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

[jelloapocalypse]

When asked what he’s afraid of Shane Madej’s first response was “someone running up to me and putting heroin in me. Like, on the street, apropos of nothing.”

[farmlesbians]

my blog is for the girls who finished last during the mile in PE

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[nunmajor]

[seagulldukat]

they turned jerry into shoes

[theblob1958]

[schizm-deactivated]

reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i'm doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[daluckdragon26]

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

[toastbutteregg]