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#IWillNotApologizeForBeingDarkSkin

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prettyboyshyflizzy

What's the craziest question someone has asked you on here

problably dude saying he loved my voice and would pay me to have phone sex with him lol

tarynel

….. how much was he talking

prettyboyshyflizzy

100 😂 told him That’s liiight and to up the price. Think he negotiated his way up and said $175 for 10 mins. Then I told him nah I can’t bring myself to do that was just tryna see how high you’d go 😩😭… that was some easy money that I left on the table 😥

qweenaboveall

What if he had offered 1K ? 👀👀👀👀

prettyboyshyflizzy

micdotcom

The TSA made this Sikh comedian remove his turban for “safety”

Comedian Jasmeet Singh was traveling after a performance at UC Berkeley when Transportation Security Administration agents stopped him at a security checkpoint in a San Francisco. He documented the whole thing in tweets (above). Singh later explained to his followers why TSA asking a Sikh to remove his turban is not the same as asking a flier to remove his shoes.

kweporkwpor

Let them know

elegantpaws

Perfect answer.

loveistheessenceoflife

Got eeemm

babycakesbriauna

Love it

conshunce

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When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

imsoshive

juugmayne-deactivated20160215

“Can you lay with me?” Yeah right. Next thing you know your girl hop out the closet with an 8 mm film camera tal’m bout she never went to work and it was a test. Shawty friend and her man never broke up, she told him she was out with the girls and just slept over. And you ain’t even get no pussy.