plain old jane told a story 'bout a man

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[shanyshko]

i bit the bullet and decided to stop annoying all of my mutuals <3 esoteric shane hollander vulcan posting here

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[shanyshko]

also in that au miles is sleeping with ilya. i just thought that would be the kind of cisgender rich people gay nonsense that would happen to make the situation more complicated

[shanyshko]

in february me and cece briefly co conspired on an au where rose is going through some sexuality and gender issues that she's repressing and basically is dominant and topping shane and theyre having threesomes with men and women and this staves off the fact the fact that shane is gay and in love with ilya for wayyyy longer like a year. and the shane in this au is delicious to me. what if we tricked you into participating in gay culture and got you friends outside of hockey through your maybe transgender girlfriend. what if.

[shanyshko]

her strap is metros blue. from my memory this was a lengthy decision making process.

[shanyshko]

in february me and cece briefly co conspired on an au where rose is going through some sexuality and gender issues that she's repressing and basically is dominant and topping shane and theyre having threesomes with men and women and this staves off the fact the fact that shane is gay and in love with ilya for wayyyy longer like a year. and the shane in this au is delicious to me. what if we tricked you into participating in gay culture and got you friends outside of hockey through your maybe transgender girlfriend. what if.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[avantgarden-er]

Cliff Marly hearing about the plane turbulence in the long game tweeting “Getting my Commercial Pilot License. #ItEndsWithMe”

[avantgarden-er]

Shane is like ilya honey. Does Cliff know the plane didn’t crash. He’s tweeting American Airlines with the hashtag Do Better

[plumeriyaaa]

When Harry Ilya Met Sally Shane

[perlukafarinn]

me eyeballing if a loaf pan is 9 inches: is this about the same size as ilya rozanov's dick...?

[shanyshko]

every time we talk about yuna's gay intern i'm picturing gay kevin from riverdale

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya Rozanov sleep masks collection

[thisisnotenuff]

[shanyshko]

mbappe and haaland should start secretly fucking

you are saying words at me . like i agree but idk who those people are

[jesterlesbian]

has anyone else seen sasha’s actor and JJ’s actor are like close friends now and running around paris together. i hadn’t even considered sasha/JJ….. but sasha does speak french doesn’t he….

[jesterlesbian]

[myshangel]

what if Shane got traded to the admirals early on in his career and he and Scott are constantly butting heads in their closeted agony and the on ice fight still happens but it makes way more waves bc two teammates fighting each other and all the commentators are speculating abt this massive beef between the new young captain and the has been vet who's been put out to pasture . and probably they do fuck about it at some point but scott just cannot live up to ilya and shane was literally just stress relief to scott . and shane tells ilya immediately bc it's during situationship era and ilya sees fucking red abt it lmfao

[myshangel]

and like obviously the sex would be rly hot and scott would make shane call him captain even tho shanes been HIS captain for like 3 years atp and that's like. the kinkiest Scott has ever been but shane is the bottom of all time for one ilya rozanov so it's literally chump change to him . and when ilya finds out that shane called scott captain in bed he's gna react like a wild fucking animal and take a 3 game suspension for trying to kill him on the ice thinking #ItShouldHaveBeenMe

[twinkwolf]

i know it’s a bonus deleted chapter only accessible on rachel’s website but genuinely the marly sending ilya porn scene is so load bearing to me. not a hardcore fucking video, not even a sloppy blowjob pov like you’d expect. no—female solo masturbation. that says so much to me

[tothecottage]

skipdivorce is fun to me bc I have no stake in scott and kip as characters. if shane and ilya got divorced I would kill myself

[shanyshko]

shane only reads nonfiction and half of it is the worst self help slop you've ever heard of. atomic habits. the subtle art of not giving a fuck. everything malcolm gladwell has ever written. they work well on him because he's rich and susceptible. the other half is the driest fucking hockey history books in the world. absolute bricks. he should buy an e-reader but one time a rookie brought a kindle on the bus and that went poorly enough that shane has never considered it again.