plain old jane told a story 'bout a man

HEATED RIVALRY SIDEBLOG!!! follow back from @dawnsmp3 len / 20s / he+him

[shanyshko]

i bit the bullet and decided to stop annoying all of my mutuals <3 esoteric shane hollander vampire posting here

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[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[hockeyfinches]

[shanesmouth]

honestly was the stage direction “kiss each others wombs like you’re in reverent prayer”

[kaijudyke]

Heated Rivalry (2025) 1x06 / Big Eden (2000)

[shanyshko]

me reminiscing in the nursing home like cly was one of the great posters of our time you don't get it

[clytemnestraaa]

if Hayden hadn’t outed them publicly how do you think they’d go about it after getting married ?

tastefully worded borderline ambiguous post on shane’s instagram featuring photos of them together on various scenic hikes standing at least 3 feet apart in every shot. followed by a tourist’s photo of them in ibiza with ilya with the worst sunburn of his life fully lobster red with both hands down the back of shane’s swim trunks grabbing his bare ass. followed by a tweet published on ilya’s twitter at 3:31am and deleted at 4:47am that reads YES I SUCK COCK YOUR MOTHER WAS GREAT TEACHER

[boitterfly]

[probablily]

okay, i have created my Zoom Quiz

Lily's HR Zoom Quiz

Hi! There are 40 multiple choice questions with zoomed in screencaps of Heated Rivalry episodes. Please select the correct episode each scre

if you play, i will send u a special badge :))

[hrsocials]

.forty-four // submissions from @sanguinehaventiger thank youuuuu

[martelldoran]

i do like the contrast between ilya reprimanding sasha for trying it on with him in a less than ideal location and him lunging tongue first at shane on the vegas rooftop.

[ilyapasta]

I know we all like a little “Ilya stays inside after they finish because shane wants to stay full” but I can’t resist the comedy and realism of “I love you but get the fuck out of me right now”

[kingworm]

ilya being 35 and exclaiming ‘before 20 i had done coke off my best friends ass, now i cannot have black tea with jam past 3pm or i won’t fucking sleep’ and shane says ‘before 20 you did what’

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[shanyshko]

for the rest of his life carter vaughn assumes everyone around him is a closeted gay person just so he never has to be the only one running his mouth about allyship at the fag table in the russian ice cream shop again. people try to tell him this is NOT progressive but it's not about that.

[hollanderhugs]

i still cant get over carter vaughn sitting next to closetron 3000 and 3001 and saying "yeah its rough for the gays here. i'm an ally though". hands down one of the funniest moments in the entire show

[shanyshko]

connor stories tits so big i like wouldn't want them. he's a cis man whose tits are too big for me to even use as transition goals. really very impressive

[twirlingfreckles]

whenever y’all post about loving the Canes i forget about hockey. I always assume you mean Raisin’

[shanyshko]

the canes r literally my home team and i still think chicken before i think hockey