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I contain multitudes. This is a personal blog full of stuff I love ranging from inane to mildly important.

[depsidase]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[erikkarlsson]

the usmnt are but a sacrificial lamb offered up every four years to remind americans that there will be no international glory unless three or more gay women are gathered to bring it home

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[kholexcx]

Bitch “I’m” On 12 Ego Deaths

[galindatopland]

like a comphet pulled from orbit as it passes the sun

[sakurabraches]

okay i know the point of contrasting glinda walking down the aisle to elphaba walking through the cages of Animals was probably a "lies in the light truth in the darkness" thing but there's a read of that choice that implies that, deep down, glinda finds heterosexual marriage as horrifying as elphaba finds Animals in cages, and that's just very, very funny

[noheteroexplanation]

In light of this post, I would like to remind everybody of this line said by book Glinda:

[loveridden1999]

the day i get better at functioning as a person it will be so over for everyone

[outromoonyy]

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

[j0urn3y]

Or watermelon gum

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[theendlessbond-deactivated20251]

ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

[scatteredsplatteredspun]

Just a reminder.....Skynet became self aware this morning.

[zombimanos]

Amélie Poulain is also having a real one today.

[uglygirlstatus]

last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”

[sovietnam]

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[bakwaaas]