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I contain multitudes. This is a personal blog full of stuff I love ranging from inane to mildly important.

[galindatopland]

like a comphet pulled from orbit as it passes the sun

[sakurabraches]

okay i know the point of contrasting glinda walking down the aisle to elphaba walking through the cages of Animals was probably a "lies in the light truth in the darkness" thing but there's a read of that choice that implies that, deep down, glinda finds heterosexual marriage as horrifying as elphaba finds Animals in cages, and that's just very, very funny

[noheteroexplanation]

In light of this post, I would like to remind everybody of this line said by book Glinda:

[loveridden1999]

the day i get better at functioning as a person it will be so over for everyone

[outromoonyy]

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

[j0urn3y]

Or watermelon gum

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[theendlessbond-deactivated20251]

ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

[scatteredsplatteredspun]

Just a reminder.....Skynet became self aware this morning.

[zombimanos]

Amélie Poulain is also having a real one today.

[uglygirlstatus]

last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”

[sovietnam]

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[bakwaaas]

[beaujes]

ilysm (i love you sarah manning)

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

[wowsirsa]

You owned slaves and were literally named the wicked witch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they were flying monkeys, and that defamatory nickname was chosen by, once again, my political rivals 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am absolutely losing my shit over this r/tumblr comment

[marzipanandminutiae]

revisionist propaganda

you enslaved the Winkies, and the flying monkeys- while technically bound to the magic cap you stole -were still sentient creatures compelled to work for you without their consent

but you would just ignore Mr. Baum’s gripping expose and focus instead on all your apologists at MGM Studios

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

first of all the thing with the Winkies was TAXATION, do you know how much public infrastructure costs when voters insist on literally paving the sidewalks in gold??? Absolutely no fiscal sense, Ozians.

and secondly? THOSE MONKEYS WERE FUCKING UNIONIZED

[graceful-not]

what the fuck is happening

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[zwoelffarben]

And what about the gay allegations?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok yeah im definitely not beating those

[a-book-of-creatures]

Yeah I’m into crypto… Cryptobranchus alleganiensis, that is.

[musingmollusk]

I'm investing into crypto too! Cryptocoryne parva for my aquarium....

[havingapoemwithyou]

wet evening in April by Patrick Kavanagh

[nightbecomeseclectic]

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