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Tom || 25 || DemiRomantic HomoSexual || Addict No. 1 Honey Hater 🔥

[apologetic-drunk]

Valentines Day ♡

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

[the-very-gendered-queen]

If making lunch broke them up it was never a good one in the first place

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

He gets it.

[fandomhell97]

I’m genuinely curious how the lunches caused the breakup to happen, and I fully support the Gay Spite lunches

[looksmokin]

Literally since my bf saw this he’s started doing other things to model relationship goals for other guys. He’s always been lovely to me, but he’s made more of a point to show off the things we do for each other and raise people’s standards. He told his friend that we make dinner for each other every night and that guy went home and made his gf enchiladas. He posted about doing my laundry while I was at work (he does stuff like that all the time but usually isn’t public about it) and 2 other guys cleaned stuff up before their ladies came home.

Basically what I’m saying is that @solarpunkarchivist has started a chain reaction of straight people doing better and setting better examples and we appreciate it.

[gallusrostromegalus]

My dad has always sung to my mom on their birthday*, their anniversay, and the winter solstice because that’s her least favorite day of the year. He did this well before they got married, and he kept doing it after they started working in the same office building, walking over to her cubicle a few times a year with a dozen roses and singing a love song from broadway or an operetta. More often, he came over with a hot takeout lunch, or fresh salad or a dessert and would double-check who was picking me up today and what Mom wanted him to make for dinner if he was getting home first.

Some men gave him shit about doing that, bitching and moaning about “Maaaaaan you’re raising the bar!” or “Isn’t picking up the kids your wife’s job?” and so on.

But more men- many more men- came to him for advice. “Where did you learn to sing?” “My wife’s allergic to flowers and doesn’t like chocolate. What should I get her for her birthday?” “How did you get time off to pick up your kids early?” “I wanna do something nice for our anniversary, but it’s right before tax day and I never remember and I feel like an ass. How do you remember?” Net, he thinks setting a good example like that ended two relationships and saved five.

Setting a good example is a good idea to inspire people to realize they deserve better, but even better is that there are lots of people out there who want to do better and will glady take notes from you.

*they have the same birthday 4 years apart.

[futureedd]

I’m glad to see that Eddsworld is still continuing the time honored tradition of Tom slathering his filthy fucking cock on the most random shit imaginable <3

[lesbonoiold]

lo,ok i just. i had to draw this i h

[girlnephew]

[apologetic-drunk]

I?? Really love my Tord?? Like so much??? @breakdown-blogger

[apologetic-drunk]

We’ve been together 7 years now

[overme-moved]

I dont even draw them like this

[mr-3rr0r]

Which Eddsworld Character would you have as your Romantic Partner? You can't break up with them.

Edd

Tom

Matt

Tord

Other (put in replies)

See the results

Voting ended onDec 6, 2023

[apologetic-drunk]

Well since you guys liked Tom, have an Ed(d)

[apologetic-drunk]

It’s the holidays again, time to post my favourite AU

[hiveswap]

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

[hiveswap]

Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))

[galactic-mystics-writes]

"Old friend" (we were friends once.)

"Old friend" (maybe even lovers once)

"Old friend" (you say it so softly with too much knowing in your voice.)

"Old friend" (who left first? I dont remember now)

"Old friend" (the only thing i do remember)

"Old friend" (is that love doesnt really die)

"Old friend" (but it does rot)

[hiveswap]

Woah hi hello

[four-bastard-bustle]

It is like absolutely insane how Tord was a character who did less and less to impact the plot with each eddisode he's in until he left and it essentially felt like nothing really changed cause by that point he was just a glorified window dressing. AND YET he still fucking haunts the show TO THIS DAY

The same year that Tord left, they talk about him in Zanta Claws 2, Zanta wears his hoodie in 3 as a side gag. WTFuture references him as Red Leader. Hammer and Fail 2 starts with an out of nowhere joke about "why did tord leave :(" he gets background referenced all throughout legacy to build up to th* *nd where he's front and center but also kind of trying to get away from the other guys all the time. It ends with him standing over a cliff and watching them walk away. Distant. But ever present. He's in the chronicles of santa and immediately dies but he's there. By fucking god he's there no matter what

To us in the real ass world it's just kind of a "look he's gone get over it already" type reference but to the characters? In universe? He's haunting these people. His presence will not fucking leave this show no matter how much the other characters try to shake him off or how much he doesn't want to stick around either. He keeps coming up. He keeps showing up.

Cockroach behavior

[caviq]

Because you fuckers keep liking my eddsworld shit ill just spoonfeed you like youre an infant

[theboxfort]

Guys, there's an EW girls championship on twitter (tomorrow)

Is it reasonable to ask for a Catherine Sweep

[apologetic-drunk]

This is a reminder I post sinsworld- that means if you don’t have an age in your bio or you are under 18 I WILL block you

[apologetic-drunk]

This has been finished for weeks and I forgot to post it oops. Also, don’t @ me on misspelling independent. I know. It haunts me.

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[cunttom]

literally if eddsworld wants to prove theyre real lgbt allies they should post zantord this december. on christmas. canonical & complete with seductive poses etc