BOO

[slcpunkmoved]

why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??

[slcpunkmoved]

who is dean winchister

[eatalotofdirt]

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[shitcompactor-deactivated202012]

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bee in my bonnet

[heartof-diamond]

just one bee?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

just the one bee, but believe me we are BOTH in distress about the situation

[mcgravin]

"Well, one of us is going to have to change."

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* I will, she pulls it off with too much swagger

[robobee]

does anyone want to do thisbwith me

[senysti]

had to draw them

[jouster-ari]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A company was putting Markiplier in an aquarium bcause they were going to actually put him in a real submarine, and I had to help him because they were trying to take away his human rights.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[luthor-lexi]

RPF update from the man himself

[apologeticcactus]

This but it's Dr.Boon, Nurse O'Connell, and Fred Darts in that one shot

[eggblester]

[apologeticcactus]

This but it's Dr.Boon, Nurse O'Connell, and Fred Darts in that one shot

[apologeticcactus]

GAY COWBOY AMANDAAA

[strawlessandbraless]

Send tweet

[pseudophan]

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

[pseudophan]

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

[smilingformoney]

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

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