Mmm. Yes, quite.

a jacket queer

[enlargers-deactivated20170205]

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Anxiety: An Introduction.

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[rihported]

[jaubaius]

Creative & DIY

[femur-theif]

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

[catchymemes]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

April Yang

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[lycanxbutch]

[asian-men-x]

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[viscraeldeactivated1]

i dont remember when i made this

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dyetransfer]

[fuckyahumor]

real life art

[thenatsdorf]

Touchy da kitty. (sound on to hear sweet mews)

[mimigemrose]

If that’s not the universal feline way of saying “Yes? What?” Then I don’t know what is.

[meezumaki]

[90stvqueen]

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

[canape-official]

[thivus]

[thefloatingstone]

Imagine a world where Disney didn’t own every fucking thing

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[versacemom]

Gays are happy

[whoredrigo]

Why does she talk like some sort of hermit shaman who lives in a mossy cave

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

moms just talk like that in texts sometimes

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

You are so cute, I just want to kiss you and watch the sunset with you :)