apparently i'm a deer

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[castironfrying-pan]

@elodieunderglass please enjoy this horrible thing with legs that I just saw

[elodieunderglass]

So charming, dont mind if i do!!

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

centipede god

bonus:

[just-french-me-up]

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

[marithlizard]

" "I booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view" is one banger of a thematic statement. Shirt material.

[emmaklee]

[lordmogatron]

Dude, people from Portland are so weird. You'll meet a guy and he'll say his name is "Gnar Slabdash," and then, with a straight face, tell you "the 'N' is mostly silent." I hate it there.

[willgrahamscock]

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

[fanfic-fucker]

[apparently-im-a-deer]

Me and my housemate

[ross-hollander]

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[nightbringer24]

Very beautiful. Very powerful.

[moldspace]

guy that can also hold your glasses that can ALSO also hold something secret in their secret compartment

[teaboot]

One time when I was 14 my dad was yelling at me because I "caused him to lose his game (online chess) by distracting him" after I walked into the kitchen and poured a bowl of cereal. When he took a pause in his screaming to catch his breath, I looked him dead in the eye and said "have you considered this might have just been a skill issue?" did not go over well but by god was that funny as hell

😭😭😭😭😭 LEGENDARY

[justarandomart]

this is how it feels every time someone says Tumblr is going to shut down tbh

[everyday-cutephoto]

[kaijuno]

[radicalgalaxxy]

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[vaspider]

The way people's eyes light up when they talk about things they love. You agree.

[teaboot]

Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.

And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.

If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]