he's the sweetest girl in the world

☆he/him☆ ☆20☆ ☆simon☆ ☆trans and gay☆ ☆ living deliciously ☆

[apparentlysimon]

Cottage lovecore aesthetic {moodboard requests open~!}

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[girldraki]

Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks

MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[animentality]

[coralmarks-deactivated20170821]

these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

[coralmarks-deactivated20170821]

gonna resurrect this one last time just so everyone knows that i predicted gamergate

[diserbillyti]

Honestly man I kind of love telling able people I used to be a support worker. The response is always ableist but sometimes it's in a surreal and fascinating way.

Once I had someone do the whole "that seems so hard, you must be so patient" standard routine. I ask her, "why's that?" You know, why do I need to be some kind of virtuous martyr to watch 90s cartoons with other disabled people for $30 an hour?

And she says to me, with full seriousness and a look of utter dread on her face,

"All the biting."

OK mate. What do you mean. What biting. What are you on about.

"The biting," she repeats, as if it's obvious and I ought to intuitively know what she means. Then she kind of snaps her teeth to demonstrate. "You know?"

No I don't know. What do you mean biting.

"They bite," she says. Eyes wide, dead serious. "The, um, the Slow People. They bite."

Melany, I says to her I says, they're not damn draculas.

[iamoutofideas]

no shes right I bit all of them.

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[amelia-d03]

Yeah I know a few of those

[swagophile]

blue guy: hey whats up lol im blue

green guy: hey lol im green whats good

bold red guy: sup lol

green guy: wtf how r u doing thaf

yellow guy: hey lol

blue guy: WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU YELLOW

yellow guy: lol its awesome right

mauve girl: hiiiiii

bold red guy: okay this is getting a little ridiculous

[its-a-servant-to-an-angel]

chuunibyou crystal girl: tsk. you are all nothing.

[angelicguy]

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

[inzergue]

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[mlarayoukai-archive]

There's a pervert looking at your posts at any given time

[kabigon143]

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

[crazysodomite]

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

[crazysodomite]

i dont even want to do this