citizen of earth

[memewhore]

[lithping]

here he comes

[voideddragon]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[oniongarlic]

[onepersonfriendgroup]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[zicygomar]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[normal-guy-posts]

Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday

[the-marxist-mash]

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[birdnormal]

send me the chubbiest kitten

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

[firefox-official]

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

[appetitef0rdestruction]

i haven’t scrolled through here more than a handful of times in the last 5 years, which feels so strange considering how much I was on here from 2010-2016. i’ve kinda been liking the idea of writing some random thoughts out to help me organize them, though

(nothing super personal, just things too long/not interesting enough for tweeter)

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[donutsornonuts]

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

[morgrana]

dO YOU EVEr SAY SOMETHING AS A JOKE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HURTS SOMEONE’S FEELINGS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE

[reactionfaces]

[itsnoodle]

[reactionfaces]

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

[shikseh]

[raccoonfootproductions]

[urbanuppercut]

[spanish-g0ld]

[dop3-peach-ringz-deactivated202]

This whole post is a big big big mood

[joshpeck]

[therdadeter]

where’s the link op

[joshpeck]

here you go you heathens

[zomomnomnombie]

My toes say I’m the creative type.

[joshpeck]

the toes have spoken

[outlanderalien]

Just handed over my foot data to the deep state, but they told me i have confident, capable and successful feet so it’s all good.

[worthythor]

arrives 15 minutes late to avenge with starbucks

[osheamobile]

a latte most vanilla