AppleCakeZombie

Just you're average zombie baker 

[betterthankanyebitch]

This show was super important. 

[incorrectgrayson-toddquotes]

*Wayne Manor training room*

Dick: *stretching*

Jason: I still don’t understand how do you do that.

Dick: In my early Robin years, one time a villain messed with my genes, so actually I’m partially snake.

Jason: Really?

Dick: …I said that as a joke but now I’m concerned. BRUCEEEE—

[greelin]

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

[greelin]

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

[peachdoxie]

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

[tokai-teio]

[broxcub]

Reblog this icon.

[astraniaaurum]

I will shape order from chaos.

Satya “Symmetra” Vaswani moodboard for my good friend Jess ♥

I take requests! | ko-fi link

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

Change ur mistress into a cow so your wife doesn’t catch you cheating

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

Appoint a guy with eyes all over his body to guard the cow so your husband can’t have sex with her anyways

[barsnips]

If the url didn’t have the word greek in it to cue me in on the ridiculousness of Greek mythology I would just assume I had encountered the best shitposter on this whole website

[revisitingleverage]

113: The Second David Job

Eliot Spencer

[sarahconnorjr]

Deadpool vs. Old Man Logan

[deleted3459-deactivated20200629]

She will devour your soul

[shark-roleplay-art-deactivated2]

@blasticheart

[ghostsandgoblins]

[grootguardians]

I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y'all’d'nt’ve'f'i'dn’ve!”

[grootguardians]

Loki: our cruel and terrible sister, Hela, Goddess of Death, emerged from the unknown and brought upon our land a storm of suffering and chaos, the likes of which have never been previously known to civil creatures

Rocket: anyway this dickhead Taserface threw me in his pirate-ship prison cell lmao it was nasty

[grootguardians]

Valkyrie, Lady Sif: we are classically trained, elite, and highly effective warriors, who are equal parts dignified, celebrated, and feared

Nebula: lmao what if I cut off my own hand - oh my god I’m gonna do it, watch this

[grootguardians]

Thor: welcome to Asgard, the most beautiful and prosperous of all the nine realms!

Peter: here’s our ship, it’s tiny and disgusting but it’s all we have, we love it

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?

[insertusernameici]

[deadperson626]

No disturb

[therealjacksepticeye]

WOW! 

[dilfosaur]

redemption hanzo x frank turner songs moodboard

(just compiling some old stuff bc i’m tired but in a huge frank turner mood today) 

[deejay]

What’s the mood for Wednesday?

[2000ish]

[zephyrzeitgeist]

[ladydragon1316]

This needs to be framed on my wall!

[himluv]

Some real advice. Thanks for letting me know I’m on the right track, Neil!