Incorrect Grayson-Todd Quotes

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Damian: If we play egg hunt at Easter, we should play Santa hunt or reindeer hunt at Christmas.

Dick: No…it’s not, it’s just not how it works.

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Tim, finds out that Dick ordered a sexy Christmas dress with a pair of fishnet stockings: How much did Jason pay–

Tim: No. How much do I have to pay you to NOT wear that?

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*Wayne manor living room*

Jason: I’m gonna stuck this thick fucking staff into your-

Dick: JASON!

Damian: *has no fuck to give, now petting Titus*

Jason: What? You don’t want this giant candy cane in your sock? *actually holding a giant candy cane*

Dick, blushing: Wha- whe-where did you get that?

Jason, smirks: You mean the candy cane?

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Jason: Love makes you do stupid things.

Tim, glances at Jason, who curls up on the couch, wearing a pair of toy reindeer horns and a ugly sweater while Dick, who wears a matching sweater, is snoring in his arms: Yes, and it’s more visible than ever.

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Jason: Is there anything you want for Christmas?

Dick: Oh don’t worry about it, it’s the thought that counts.

Jason: You’re getting a bad dragon then.

Damian, appears from nowhere: There is no such a thing as bad dragons.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick, turns Jason around so Damian won’t see him cracking up, with a straight face: Of course, I’m sure all dragons are really kind.

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Jason, to Tim: Eating like that you’ll never grow over 6 feet.

Dick: You have opinions about men being under 6 feet?

Jason:

Jason: Yes.

Jason: I think they’re absolutely kings.

Tim, sipping coffee so black like his soul: Simp.

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he says that but still takes tim’s food cause he’s a hungry hungry boi.

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Jason: Are you gonna finish that sandwich?

Tim: You sure you want that? I could be carrying unknown contagious disease.

Jason: That’s the benefit of being a zombie.

Tim: I could be carrying unknown ALIEN contagious disease.

Jason: WOOO RIGHT, alien boyfriend, so scary. *takes the left sandwich*

Jason: If said disease exists, Bruce wouldn’t have survived this long.

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Dick 'I starved myself for two weeks because I didn't had time to eat' Grayson

Jason 'the last time I skipped a meal was because I was dead' Todd

They are happily married

Thus it becomes Jason’s personal duty and goal to feed Dick physically, emotionally and “romantically.” 🥹💕

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Jason: These gangs keep seeking for troubles. I don’t even have time to watch the new Wednesday.

Dick: Why bother? We have Wednesday at home.

Jason: If you pull out Damian’s picture and say-

Dick: Wednesday at home! *showing Damian’s picture*

Jason: I’m leaving.

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Dick: *getting kinda horny seeing Jason cutting his fingernails, assuming something is gonna happen tonight*

Jason: *simply hates to get blood stuck under his nails when cleaning his own wounds*

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Roy: Isn’t it weird that I had slept with your boyfriend yet we’re still friends?

Jason: Unfortunately, I’m trapped in a community where most people either almost married my boyfriend, had slept with my boyfriend or have a crush on my boyfriend.

Jason: I’ve learned to give up unrealistic expectations to have half of a social circle.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The murderer who killed Batman’s parents saved many lives by creating Batman. Batman killed many people by refusing to kill Joker.

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Jason: I traveled through the world to learn from the best and the worst, but honestly, Dick Grayson is the one who enlightened me the most.

Jason: When I run out of torture ideas, I remember what my cellmate in Blackgate told me about his encounter with the first Robin, the real Terror of the Night. Man, that little birdie was absolutely feral, what a muse.

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Jason: *holds a gun out to Dick*

Dick: I-I don't believe in guns.

Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

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Tim: Everyone saves their files, I’m turning the system off and on again.

Jason: Oh trust me, no one would like to be turned off and on again.

Bruce:

Tim:

Tim: Jason, please. Not everything has to be about your death. We do this every week, she will be fine.

Jason: I’m actually referring to the other night Dick Grayson kicked me off and then tried to kiss me 10 minutes after but alright.

Dick, across the room: I WAS THE PHONE!