A Cellist Who Likes Apples

Rarely a cellist and no longer a teenager but i still like apples. Let me know if I need to tag something for you. Queer, polyam, intellectualizing idiot. Wants to hear from you but rarely uses tumblr.

[sovereigndramatica]

this is gross of course but I'm stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it's a human rights violation

[bax16]

I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

[flyingcrowbar]

“Isn’t Percy Jackson for kids?”

[wlwellbutrin]

people wanna act like adhd is just forgetting shit all the time but you guys need to stop ignoring our emotional volatility/vulnerability, rejection sensitive dysphoria, the high comorbidity with substance use and depression and suicidal ideation like… adhd is not pretty. it’s not fun. lots of us are miserable all the time and we’re difficult to be around and we tend to have very complicated psych profiles that mimic a lot of aspects of bpd and bipolar. adhd is god damn complicated stop trying to sideline it

[mushabon]

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

[thebearcametoo]

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

[mushabon]

You made this 1000x better

[roaringstream]

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

[spiralstaircased]

WE NEED MORE CLOTHES

EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES

WE CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW WE HAVE SKIN!!!

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[obligatory-name-change]

you damn lemon stealing whores

[cungadero]

things that you absolutely should not nickname

dildos

bongs

things that you absolutely should nickname

roombas

[joey-wheeler-official]

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

[cungadero]

borderline but acceptable

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[chloroscythe]

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

[catifex]

Hi I’m Catifex and I want you to make your mouse’s work easier!

- This is a step by step on getting a therapist

- Need to find a therapist by location? Psychologytoday lets you search by city or zip code in the USA, Canada, or UK. 

- Can’t afford therapy? No insurance? Need low cost options? Here is a great list of ways to get help when money or insurance is an issue..

[goodmorningvelma]

Reblogging this in the hopes that the image of a sweet little mouse doing her best to make my emotions will help me remember to be kinder to myself.

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Time to reblog again.

[rattlehead66]

“haven’t they heard of cognitive behavioural therapy?” oh snap, god I hate that shit, but it sure does wonders though

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[cyanoticfallacy-deactivated2018]

Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to go days without showering because seeing my body was so upsetting that i would end up spiraling and then i realized i could simply turn the lights out. it took some getting used to but i’ve been showering with the lights off for years and it’s now one of my favorite parts of my day.

do whatever you want nothing is real and there’s no need to inflict unnecessary suffering on yourself just to try to seem “normal”

[biyaself]

I love this post

[jettestblack]

Hmmm

[petrichorepoch]

These kinds of loopholes make life so. Much. Better.

[fuckyeahasexual]

One of my favorite stories is this lady had extremely bad OCD. Every day she’d be late to work because she was convinced that her hair dryer was going to burn down the house so would always have to turn around and check it. Multiple times a day even. A bunch of doctors tied to “fix” her of that fear, until one day she got a doctor that suggested she bring the hair dryer with her. Other doctors were annoyed, saying that wasn’t a the correct way to help, but she gave it a go. When she had that fear, she’d look over and see the hair dryer unplugged in the seat next to her and was able to carry on. I think it’s such a perfect example of actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard.

[eclecticpersonswondersland]

That story helped me stop repeatedly checking if my front door was locked. Instead of checking that the door was locked over and over I would check my security system app. If it’s on it will alert me if the front door opens.

[daughter-of-rowan]

“…actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard” should be added to the Hippocratic Oath.

[minus-the-negative]

Started reading about the door and I thought they were gonna say they took the door with them

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[zvaigzdelasas]

And the best headline of the year goes to….

[cumaeansibyl]

you guys I found the article and it’s fantastic

they did in-depth interviews with 137 scientists and about 35% of them mentioned Dawkins unprompted, and about 80% of those were apparently just desperate to tell someone how much they hate him

[vergess]

28% of scientists hate Richard Dawkins so much that they just start spouting off about his bullshit unprompted.

[sage-nebula]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[fakehistory]

The Death Of The American Dream (2008)

[astonishingmiles]

oH

[rocktheholygrail]

jameelajamilofficial: If influencers and celebrities were actually honest with us about some of these Slimming/detox products… #itburns

[cptn-holt]

the good place: tag yourself edition

tag yourself i’m sTRESS NOISEs