AstonishingMiles

idk・he/him・15・cool shoes・aaaaa

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i……..

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had……

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the slime of my life

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and I’ve never felt this way before

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and I swear

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It’s the truth

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3 years ago today this wretched post was unleashed

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh....some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[revretch]

Oh damn this is REALLY good for gifs!!!!

[bogleech]

We are really in the future finally

[zubneo]

I’m back in the mood for Minecraft, starting with some Elytra designs based off of bug wings

[wingedrat]

Here is the download link for the elytras!  https://sta.sh/21mwi5vkmumc Here you can download as a resource pack. All are zips. I don’t know of any other places to download files so it’s just click on one you like and download it. You can rename it and treat it like a normal resource pack, only changes the elytra. If there are any problems, please tell me! If you change these and redistribute these please add credit :D

under the cut will be the examples of how they look.

Keep reading

[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[midnightvoyager]

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

[queen-sammie]

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

[ladydrace]

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Thank you for this

[alphacrone]

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

[renthony]

And we’re off to an excellent start.

[astonishingmiles]

episode #2039493 of me forgetting about American Thanksgiving being in november

my brain went ???? Thanksgiving was almost a month ago ????

[blodeuweddschild]

Oh shit I forgot all abt the Hetalia thing for a second. So much other shit has gone on this year that I managed to forget

[serialreblogger]

proud boys in the white house, black lives get a curfew, stop the count, georgia's blue, nevada isn't saying who, covid scare, no fair, tax fraud, don't care, luis arce gets dynamite, sherlock's getting season 5

hetalia's back, school's back, 2012 callback, kpop stans, ray-ban, todoroki villain man, terror at the poll box, call the supreme court up, fascism, destiel, we're all trapped in super-hell

We didn't start the fire

[astonishingmiles]

Basically, your blog name sums up a lot...you really are ASTONISHING and amazing. Love the header, and I hope you have a great day.

thanks

[astonishingmiles]

tis a bruh moment when you abandon your tumblr for over a year and are now within 2 months of being 15

[astonishingmiles]

My mother has roasted me

[astonishingmiles]

why do I still get activity on this post lmao

[impulsivexcreator]

NOOOOOO ALMOND FUUUCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺

God fucking damnit 

This fucking virus is spreading like a wildfire right now

IF YOU SEE THIS. REBLOG.

DO NOT CLICK ON THE RAY BANS LINK. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SPREAD THE LINK FURTHER.

[mustard-cookie-moved]

It’s done nothing to my acc (I use firefox with uBlock and noscript unlike 90% of the internet)

Do not click the link without a script blocker! Do not click the link without a proper adblocker! Do not browse the web without Firefox!

Also, it’s not a virus, it’s a phishing link, just have protection active and it’ll be safe. The site looked ad-free for me and shit and uBlock blocked only a few things but DO NOT turn it off in any case.

[impulsivexcreator]

^ REBLOG THIS VERSION ACTUALLY

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

HOLY SHIT someone @ mentioned me in that post, i’m so glad i didn’t click on the link. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. even if doesn’t get into your account just by you clicking on it, please be safe!

[bread-of-death]

Wait wait so I figured this was ya know, important virus avoiding stuff, but what actually is the post??

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

the post will look like this. i think if your account gets hacked, it’ll make you @ mention your followers in the post. 

so i’ve definitely seen worse viruses (like ones that spread more easily by even viewing the post, or ones that force you to post worse stuff, or of course- getting a hold of your actual personal inromation and doing that shit from there,) but it’s still something to be aware of.

[bread-of-death]

Thanks a ton!

[gaymoods]

HOLY SHIT

[mrandomshitsandwhich-deactivate]

reblogging this one because it actually shows the post to adoid

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

ALRIGHT I’VE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS GIVING AN UPDATE BUT SERIOUSLY-

do not interact with the post. at all. my account just got hacked about 20-30 minutes ago. i didn’t click on it, so i think there are actually people behind this. which makes it a shit ton harder to avoid getting hacked. do not interact with the post.

[thefatedflowerchild]

Oh shit I got @ in this twice by someone but then it vanished, I had no idea! Please be careful people!!!!

[patchworkfox]

I’ve been @ seven times and the fact that it can’t spell ‘only’ right pisses me off just as much as the post

[spirallingintotheabyss]

I have been tagged about 6 times every day. If I post this, my account was hacked. Do not click on the link please

[riot-dog]

Bruh I haven’t seen this until today and I just clicked on it today, I have tumblr on my phone and I don’t know how it will effect me I hope I can still use this account stay safe everyone!

[night-dragon937]

i didn’t know this and clicked on it-

hope nothing goes wrong

[ghostsanndstuff]

They tagged me a few hours ago, IM SO GLAD I didn’t click it

[sixpenceee]

Necro Maria, a breathtaking, exquisite marble sculpture representing a classy decadent macabre reinterpretation of Our Lady of Sorrows, a collaboration between 3D illustrator & art director Billelis & Sick Mick (@sick666mick). Via The Ethereal & the Uncanny

[astonishingmiles]

Fuck the sun

This applies both to the celestial body and the shitty tabloid

[mythic-weapon]

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

[zevri]

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

[thewolfandowl]

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[donohues-moved]

Reblog for positivity in your ask box