The Holes in My Old Sole

Jay, he/they. Anxiety and depression are my two closest friends. Sometimes I try to be funny, but it's mostly fandoms and shitposts.

[avendell]

The Malfoys

[brendenfraser]

[totallyfubar]

Three dimensional characters for the win.

[littleladyraven-deactivated2014]

“It feels better, right?” is the part that gets me, because it explains everything about Flash ever.

[all-da-fandoms]

hi everyone can hate on amazing spiderman all they want but ndklnfklngsksfkjnsn this is how you write a real person

[traincat]

Flash being the first person to approach Peter with the genuine intention of trying to comfort him after Uncle Ben’s death + the allusions to Flash’s incredibly abusive home life that manifests at school because he’s a kid who doesn’t know how to handle his emotions delivered all in four words = good fucking scene, great fucking understanding of both Peter Parker and Flash Thompson.

[buffysummers]

You’re not allowed to do magic outside of school. Yeah? Try me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cicadas SLEEP for 17 YEARS and then SCREAM & EAT & FUCK for 5 WEEKS and then DIE and people somehow think humans are the smartest species

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[heavensickness]

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

[shushtaouk]

gfjdgnfjgk this punk ass bitch really tried it and she fucking obliterated him Im screaming 

[kyurem]

Sirfetch’d full details by the Pokémon Company.

[thepunisher]

tony + text posts meme [sources: + + + + + + +]

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[thorinobsessed]

I’m in love with this post

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat]

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

[arc-gx]

Obligatory reblog until I think of something to add

[turing-tested]

gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me as

[turing-tested]

i want people to look at me and go 'oh i have no idea what you are but you're definitely a homosexual'

[adestroy]

I’m anxiously waiting for a call about a job so I drew this??

How they look all together

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

[squided]

My name is Bitches

[ruinedchildhood]

[stormbornstargaryen-deactivated]

[ohshit-personified]

This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary

[stream]

My favorite Taco Bell ad…

[bob-belcher]

Rocket + Names

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