[incorrectkhr]

I failed the health and safety exam today. They asked me what kinds of steps that I would take in the event of a fire. “Fucking large ones” was apparently not the correct answer.

Gokudera (via sawadork)

[applesandstufff]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

wait….are any americans aware that the cia overthrew the democratically-elected premier of iran in 1953 because he wouldn’t concede to western oil demands….and how that coup was the reason for the shah’s return to power, the iranian revolution, and the resulting fundamentalist dictatorship…..like, america literally dissolved iranian democracy and no one knows about it???

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

this is a comprehensive account of the coup

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

manic pixie girl? no I am sensible goblin man

[iu]

other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

[taco-bell-rey]

An Oscar-Worthy Performance

[blackfairypresident]

we’re all responsible for this turtle now

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

how

[blackfairypresident]

protect it & love it

[babyanimalgifs]

[newlabours]

[blvckivycarter]

[humorking]

“beyase” i scream every time

[pleatedjeans]

[maruchance]

[helltitty]

Holy shit

[thegaythirtysomething]

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

[feelsmoor]

I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want

[fillm-deactivated20240116]

is this the plot of Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes®

[mirkokosmos]

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

[test-subject-1459-blog]

[veronicaschainsaw]

[jimbenton]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jim Benton

[buzzfeedau]

It took two of us multiple minutes to figure out this joke.

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

It took me seeing this 5 time to figure it out