An Asthmatic Irresponsibility

Please don't baptise me, I haven't got the time

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.

[avatarthelastzed-deactivated202]

This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..

[no-mere-mortals]

I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.

I want it.

[drneverland]

okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

[flirting-with-psychology]

College is when you’re afraid of both

[kabaks]

imagine talking about alexander the great and not mentioning that he died of grief only 8 months after hephaestion died, that he petitioned the oracle to give hephaestion literal divine status so that people could worship him as a god, that he threw himself on hephaestion’s dead body and refused to leave for two days, that he put together the biggest funeral procession known to the world at the time, that he gave hephaestion a lock of his own hair at the funeral in blatant reference to achilles doing the same with patroclus….like heteronormativity is so wild that he could come back from the dead and come out to every historian personally and it still wouldn’t be enough to render him anything but straight

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

this is making me SCREAM

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[somedaythiswillbeclever]

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[valtsv]

discussing history w men is just like

[thepigeongazette]

live action lion king spoiler alert

Sorry I haven’t been posting guys, got a lot on my plate. Also! Reminder that while TPG will continue to update on Tumblr for the time being, people leaving can find me also on Twitter, Tapastic, Webtoons, Instagram and Facebook! Click the links!

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[annieskywalker]

Please

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

hesitate, bitch

[dankmemeuniversity]

[turbopisser]

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

[prostatemodern]

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

[valtsv]

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

[valtsv]

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

[etica]

[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t