Applesauce Explosion2!

I won't be updating this. Go to applesauceexplosion.tumblr.com please

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I won’t be posting to this one anymore, it’ll all go to this one . So if anyone still cares to follow me there, please, by all means, go ahead 

[applesauceexplosion2]

I won’t be posting to this one anymore, it’ll all go to this one . So if anyone still cares to follow me there, please, by all means, go ahead 

[applesauceexplosion2]

I won't be posting to this one anymore, it'll all go to this one . So if anyone still cares to follow me there, please, by all means, go ahead 

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[brutereason]

These are from a wonderful book called The Art Of Comforting. Check it out and learn how to be better at supporting people going through difficult things.

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staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

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and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

[awkwardnoah]

[thebootydiaries]

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

I WAS ABOUT TO CRY

[ultrafacts]

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[inactivefries]

but what if you move really fast

[ultrafacts]

If you run around and get ahead of the sensors you will get wet. But a quiet stroll through the room feels God-like, as if you command the weather.

[thekinofpumps]

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

[ruthbadergirsberg]

[andhumanslovedstories]

In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.

[superstreetfighter2turbohdremix]

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

[best-of-memes]

I can show you the world

[rimanga-sempre-vicino]

fucking dying this is perfect

[eggowaffles]

[cyberho]

das right bitch step ur motherf*cking christmas card game up 

[peekingboo]

[casualphoenix]

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

[toasterstrudel]

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel

Marry them and start a family

Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning

Make them strudel with no icing

They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing

Take all six packets for yourself

Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster