trippin' the light fantastic

Ronald Reagan is looking up at me and frowning if you know, you know

[theprettychoice-deactivated2015]

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

[lmprovident-blog]

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

[lyingfigure]

period

[lyingfigure]

i have this

[lyingfigure]

this was such a classic i’m gonna bring this to tiktok and misinform the gen z girls

[virginiaisforhaters]

world heritage post 

[appropinquabamus]

popping in to say I PASSED THE BAR!!!!!!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[bloodenjoyer]

new jersey??? you know they invented that for the my chemical romance backstory right

[appropinquabamus]

have been binge watching the americans lately, i think i have a crush on both philip and elizabeth

[appropinquabamus]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

I find it so insane that the feminist movement has somehow regressed/lost its meaning so much that people are like “it’s actually really feminist for a teenage girl to be styled in lingerie & stockings and if you think it’s weird you must be the weird one! Exploitation is empowerment” and several million women will be like yeah i agree

[appropinquabamus]

idk how else to explain it I hope this makes sense but the university of Alabama sorority culture fascinates me the same way like wars or whatever military nonsense fascinates middle aged men

[appropinquabamus]

unpopular opinion paperback books are better for reading than hardcover books :/

[illyria-and-her-pet]

😭😭😭

[appropinquabamus]

I need people to understand that just moving to a city doesn’t equal gentrification

[appropinquabamus]

catching up on the olympics now, it’s so weird how there was no vault silver medalist this year

[appropinquabamus]

anyway I got a Loewe wallet today second hand for $37 🤪 bargain queen

[twoflipstwotwists]

@chnpirouette: Guan Chenchen’s parents watching her win Olympic gold 😂

[appropinquabamus]

PSA: "apart" is not the same thing as "a part"

[agathacrispies]

Simone Biles of Team USA poses with her bronze medal after Women’s Artistic Gymnastics Balance Beam Event Final on Day 11 of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games at the Ariake Gymnastics Centre on August 3rd, 2021 (Source: Getty Images)

[appropinquabamus]

they’re fucking with us right????