What the Fluff

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[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[essoreese]

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

[strangelyregular]

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

[ace-pervert]

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

[yesterdaysprint]

Bismarck Tribune, North Dakota, March 21, 1884

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dwarven-beard-spores]

Shoutout to Howl’s Moving Castle for nerfing a ton of my internalized ageism back when I was 13. Like, society saying I’ve gotta be young and beautiful is so much less compelling than seeing Sophie being “90″ and just getting to go absolutely feral.

[blackpyrefly]

[ruffboi-mags]

BIRDIE OMFG YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[booasaur]

The Terror: Infamy - 2x10 - “Did something happen tonight? In the war?”

[peppapigvevo]

the dawning realization of this gif set is so chilling

[booasaur]

Another thing they did was in the ending credits, they put the cast and crew alongside pics of their ancestors during the war, some who served, some who were interred in American camps, some who were both. So for example, the lead actor, Derek Mio:

Marcus Toji, who played an interpreter in the show:

The director, Lily Mariye:

There were others too, but the actors in the scene giffed above? George Takei and Sab Shimono? They were in camps themselves.

[bokumetsu]

[arirna]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[maretriarch]

[imp]

[roxylalonde]

hhelp

[thyrell]

i was gonna be like "wheres the pain" but unfortunately its inside me

[celoica]

me walking into venom knowing eddie canonically refers to venom as his “love”

[shingojira]

the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

[sleevesareforlosers]

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

[rubysapphrald]

the return of people putting tom hardy getting reamed by a slime monster on my dash is like the wolves returning to yellowstone or something its stabilizing the ecosystem

[onlysiencyn]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solitarelee]

also you CAN just get a new one

[solitarelee]

a FAMILY. you can get a new FAMILY. i must clarify, you can not get a new appendix you can get a new FAMILY,