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Sam-white-transfemme-she/her/hers-demisexual, panromantic, polyam, gay af. Your cool girlfriend and new god

[cocainesocialist]

hero

[deerg1rls-deactivated20200708]

only valid taylor swift fan

[polyphonicchant-deactivated2020]

[thotticusmaxximus]

legend 

[devriesus]

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Please..tumblr.. stop reccomending me horny comics.. I’m begging you

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Hey I have some awful news

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 

[reverseracism]

[femmegimli]

idea: the human brain/monkey brain meme except its baggins brains and took brain

[femmegimli]

baggins brain: i shouldnt touch anything here. there are spiderwebs all over and everything is dirty and gross

took brain: hehe pluck string

[femmegimli]

baggins brain: do NOT under any circumstances leave your house behind to go on an adventure. that is literally the dumbest possible thing you could do. adventures are scary and you will miss dinner — not to mention that there’s no one to look over your house and protect your belongings!

took brain: mmm dwarf sexy

[lesbianeowynn]

baggins brain: we’re hiding from evil creatures who will surely kill us to take the ring. we must be quiet and careful

took brain: want a FULL! COOKED! BREAKFAST!

[wearethewitches]

#ok i feel like the last one should be the other way around tho

[penny-anna]

Took brain: we are on an adventure and food is scarce. Also we’re fleeing from creatures that want to kill us so we need to make good time!

Baggins brain: there’s always time for second breakfast ☺️

[femmegimli]

conclusion: instead of rational brain versus instinctive brain its just two dumb braincells slap-fighting each other

[shampooligan]

you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

Here’s my favorite lolcat:

Next stop: Noobshire

[switch-up-snowfox]

it’s often the cute meme’s that age well once you get past the “literally everywhere” phase.

[scaliefox]

I like this classic

[princesstigerbelle]

More classics

[hymnofvalefor]

I went through almost ten years of photos on my Facebook page go find this

[owl-librarian]

But WAIT! DO NOT FORGET. the granddaddy: 

[tzikeh]

HOLD UP THERE 

SKIPPY 

“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER” GOT FAMOUS OFF THE BACKS OF THE PIONEERING LOLCATS

THIS WAS IN THE BEFORE-TIMES 

WHEN THEY WERE KNOWN AS 

CAT MACROS 

AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE

AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH A FUCKIN’ FEW MORE

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

f. thot bitchgerald

[lordfordida]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[wheresmywig]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[pettydavis]

straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it

[that-twink-over-there]

Louder for the straights trying to ignore this

[gaypeopletwitter]

[squishysnake]

when ur a hardcore gamer and ur hardcore gamer friend says they’re hungry

[tanyushenka]

Photographs: Istanbul mosque, Turkey.  (sources: dailysabah.com and karar.com)

[canaryinacoolmine]

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!

And they call him… they call him

Tiny Husbun

[awwcutepets]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

this is the worst image i’ve ever seen

[carnival-phantasm]

The last thing you wããnt in your tumblr dashboard is another Loss joke…but as it turns out, that might be what you gãæt