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why does minecraft music evoke a deep depressive yearning in my soul that feels like it could swallow my entire body?
guys i bought a sword, what should i do now?
is it still a delusion of grandeur if i can do it? 
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that
bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7
yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it
Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.
And joint pain, give that man chronic issues
Does he mean anything to you
things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
people keep tagging this saying "all professional athletes should be taught this" etc. please don't misunderstand me: i didn't say "all athletes" because i actually want your favorite f1 driver to be broke and closeted forever
Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊
just got a 1-800 gambler ad on my feed. anyways do I put my savings on red or black?
My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it
bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever
Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across
Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".
Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force
If you dont want me pit maneuvering you out the way then get out the way. I dont say this a lot but i am willing to kill to get to my destination half a minute sooner
Just a quick update for you all somebody fucked my car earlier this week they fucked the jumping bean to death thru the exhaust pipe and I need prosecution
I remember hearing a story of some person doing this, keeping someone from speeding on the highway. They made it really clear to them they needed to get through, and she wouldn't let them pass her because she was teaching them a lesson about road rage. Except that person eventually got pulled over and scolded by police and first responders.
The car behind them was literally transporting someone who had been severly injured by a chainsaw, while working and they were on the phone with emergency services. They were trying to speed to the nearest ambulance because they had been so far away they were instructed to start moving the person to meet the ambulance so they could try to save this person who was bleeding out so badly.
Literally just get out of peoples way and let people go around you.
Ford dealer told me to go fuck my self upside the head and well most of my body is my head plus another jumpingbean will cost me most of my chatturbate money
as much as road rage makes you a piece of shit intentionally slowing down or hindering traffic also makes you a piece of shit. it doesn't matter whether the person speeding has a good reason for it or if you want to teach them a lesson. when youre driving you need to be smart not right. you arnt on a moral quest to rid the world of evil youre trying to get from point A to point B without killing anyone. if someone on the road looks crazy that means you stay away from them and try not to aggravate them. if you really want you can have whoever's riding with you call the authorities on them but you DO NOT ENGAGE YOURSELF. ENGAGING WITH ROADRAGE IS ROADRAGE YOU CANT BEAT FIRE WITH FIRE
What the fuck?
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I genuinely yearn the fact I don’t have a penis what the hell do you mean I can’t just whip it out. suck my dick bro.
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
