low cal-calzone zone

Julia,19 hey now, im an allstar

[romeoquinns]

[deeptheon]

Fuck off, Hitler!

JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

[dailyspiderman]

miles + his head nod

[shanerozanov]

I was the one at the consulate sending you temporary passports and colored contact lenses whenever you needed them. I was the one at home, not having fun, because I was constantly worried which East Asian palace Alexis was being held hostage in this week. Not Mom and Dad – Me! Well, you didn’t have to worry about me. Well, I did.

[topherchris]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#i’ve been thinking about this a lot lately

[aquamzan]

“I’m so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lazy lying shitting oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder. Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.”

Gone girl / dir. David Fincher / 2014

[danielkaluuya]

[twilightly-blog]

What is he on? Morphine. It’s good stuff.

[colorsofthezodiac]

The Signs as Always Sunny Seasons

Aries: Season 2

Taurus: Season 7

Gemini: Season 3

Cancer: Season 10

Leo: Season 4

Virgo: Season 11

Libra: Season 8

Scorpio: Season 5

Sagittarius: Season 12

Capricorn: Season 9

Aquarius: Season 1

Pisces: Season 6

[theonion]

[antpainting]

[pdlcomics]

City Tree

[audreyhepbuns]

“It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.”

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) Dir. Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones

[jenniferlawurence]

Beyoncé 

Photographed by Tyler Mitchell, Vogue, September 2018

[hissytit]

had to make a chart for my fellow edgy art hoes

[mulaneysbutt]

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#BoneChief || Full clip of the introduction of Bone Queef and The Chief from the 8th Anniversary Special