Hallo Luv, Its Me!

Ornery Dame/naughty but really nice too/bonkers for brits and delicious debauchery. Johnlock and monchevy loved here.

[potatopato]

a little something different, inspired by the last two photos :)

[macrolit]

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[aproperrogering]

"Clutches pearls"......

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

[garbage-empress]

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

[aproperrogering]

Job goals....horny oil painter....

[awhiteshirt]

sometimes the women have to take over. like in the war.

[pcllygray]

“Fuck it. I’m not in the mood today.”

[dastardlydorito]

I am a queen amongst the Romanies. And I too, am unavailable. 

Polly Gray in 5x04 (The Loop)

[aproperrogering]

💯👑

[sunnydreadfu11]

Women of Peaky Blinders

[mumblo-number-five]

Eva Green + Lena Headey

[silentauroriamthereal]

Omg what is this magic!!

[londoncallingsigh]

“Why did I make this film? For kudos and followers on Twitter.” - Taika Waititi (x)

[terrestrialeris]

the inherent eroticism of the university library after dark

[talons-mcbeak]

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

[aproperrogering]

6 New Ways to Spike Your Tea

What to drink with your mint, green and black teas.

Ooooohhhhh

[catchymemes]

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[ansonmount]

American Horror Story | Villains (2011—)