gorgug girlie

brennan lee mulligan and the stormlight archive and wheel of time and art and crabs!!. she/her (basic i know)

[elara-arche]

sideblogs n pronouns n shit

names: elara/taffy/patch/nuisance

art sideblog: @taffy-anon

memes sideblog: @markipliersfoot

pronouns: she/her pretty please!

ko-fi: elara.arche

tiktok: elara.arche

dni: terfs. radfem anything. trans people are absolutely correct and i trust absolutely everything any trans or genderless or questioning person says ever except @katsa-calming because they’re a manipulative bastard with no morals and i love them so fuckin much.

if u ship crankiplier/septiplier ANYTHING gtfo bc in this house we hate anything ending in -iplier. yeah that includes mark /j 

interests: STRANGER THINGS IM SORRY IM A TEENAGE FANGIRL, markiplier (same reason), bo burnham, stormlight archive, gideon the ninth, brennan lee mulligan (and dimension 20 by extension lmao), peaky blinders, doctor who, the Ghoul Boys, 8OOTCDC, taskmaster, anything with richard ayoade or noel fielding in it...

personal stuff tag: nuisance nonsense / Elara says E art tag: ahrt my art tag: my art asks tag: answered things that make me feel things tag: h dave torres tag: dave dave dave dave 

[girlnephew]

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[qelflinq]

archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head

[emirrart]

this little passage from Mr. Rogers' book You Are Special made me tear up a little I can't lie

[shopkeeper]

if your water breaks… i will fix it.

[shopkeeper]

no... i will be the best wife wolf... nothing stands in my way anymore...

[tumbleringquotes]

Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

[fanficmemes]

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

[fanficmemes]

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

[fanficmemes]

[callmebliss]

What’s the comic sans trick?

[cargopantsman]

[chaifootsteps]

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

[buc-eebarnes]

wingdings' true purpose as a font

[naamahdarling]

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

[brawltogethernow]

Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

[brawltogethernow]

Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

[darker-than-darkstorm]

... you can't say that and not give the link.

The Internet's best write-reward system! Write one hundred words, get an image of a kitten!

Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.

[nightingaletrash]

@andauril

[todaysbat]

sharing this here because you can can do bats

[very-gay-poet]

the fact I wasnt tagged in this smh BUT OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[citymod]

[sexxxisbeautiful]

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

[maj0rasmasquerade-deactivated20]

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[shandy-shores]

I love dimension 20 as much as the next guy, but it’s got me saying shit like “I hope the Quangle is good this week!! Super excited for the Quangle!!!!” Like stop you’re scaring the hoes

[shandy-shores]

Happy quangle for all who celebrate

[turnpikeghosts]

goncharov

[theromcommunist]

happy two years to the greatest bit tumblr ever made

[turnpikeghosts]

goncharov

[theromcommunist]

happy two years to the greatest bit tumblr ever made

[juney-blues]

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

[juney-blues]

hmm okay i'm trying to dig up a source on this painting, to see if i could find it in any higher quality

but i can't find any evidence of its existence from before 2018 lmao

and searching the artist's name only gets me like 6 pages of results on google

and a little artist showcase page on arthive for this guy with exactly 1 painting listed

and a biography that spells this guy's name like 5 different ways

which i'm pretty sure is because it's machine translated from something

very mysterious

[juney-blues]

oh doing his name in russian gives me some actually useful results, why didn't i think to do that

[juney-blues]

Солнечный город "Sunny City" - No date given.

Мир "World" - No date given.

Чусовские просторы. "Chusovskie expanses." Canvas, oil, 1997. Exhibited at the Nizhny Tagil Museum of Nature.

Осень "Autumn"

[juney-blues]

ooooh this one is really nice

Огни трудового Тагила, "The Lights of Labor Tagil" acquired by the Tretyakov Gallery in 1986.

[juney-blues]

октябрь "October" 2009 cardboard, oil, 29.5x39.5 cm

Осень на Чусовой, "Autumn on Chusovaya" 1999, canvas, oil, 79x100 cm

Чугун идет "Cast Iron is Coming" 1976

okay that's all the art this article had, i'm really glad i could find some this artist's other woks!!!!

[juney-blues]

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[thestuffedalligator]

I drew this in a fugue state last night

[thestuffedalligator]

#duck princess u dont know jt but thousands of autistic girlies on a website love you

She’s still very confused about everything but she says thank you

[simoneashley]

Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

[the-dracologist]

[mexican-texican]

Group of us were sitting underneath a staircase in the back of a bar huddled over the only table that would fit all six of us when my friend asks another for something in Spanish.

“A what??” Asks the second friend, Cuban.

First friend, Salvadoreñan, repeats while pointing at a straw. “A pajilla.”

“You mean an ABSORBENTE?” the Cuban says a little too condescendingly, because across from them the Colombian goes “Not a napkin dumbass, a pitillo” to which the Puerto Rican snaps “It’s a fuckin sorbeto, a pitillo is a joint” to which I screamed “Why do your people refer to it as Italian ice cream it’s a god damn popote what is wrong with all y'all” and that’s the night when we realized there’s 11 different ways to say “straw” in Spanish

[felixcloud6288]

This reminds me of the time I (a Floridian) was in a voice chat with A New Yorker, A Texan, A Canadian, a Brit, an Aussie, and a Brazilian; and the Brazilian was the only one not having any trouble understanding what anyone was saying.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

this is all fantastic and valid but in the movie the reason he’s failing spanish is because he missed like eleven classes due to various minor life inconveniences such as his rebellious nature and the fact that he is spider-man

[6qubed]

skill issue

[louisegluckpdf]

[gottalottarocks]