welcome to the graveyard

grab a shovel and make a cozy hole

[mistakenforacorpse]

As a movie theater employee I am shocked and apalled at this generations lack of an ability to sneak into an R rated movie. Every single teenager I have seen come in here ttys to come in with an R rated ticket and when we switch it out they still try to go into the theater like they don't notice the employees. I even asked a group of teenagers for their IDs to see an R rated movie when they were trying to be slick about it and they said oh we are in 9th grade we don't have IDs. Not that I officially condone it but y'all gotta come in with the PG-13 ticket and go to an R rated theater that is almost empty. I don't get paid enough to care if they do it but they gotta make it covert enough where my manager wouldn't get mad at me for not stopping it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

google's useless. tumblr tell me something fun about cuttlefish idegafanymore

[mistakenforacorpse]

they don't got lungs and they ain't shrimp

[arion23us]

Athena striking terror in the suitors with her aegis.

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

#'OOH THE AEGIS IS GONNA GETCHA! IT'S GONNA GETCHA! DON'T LOOK AT THE MAN ABOUT TO KILL YOU WITH ARROWS'

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[mistakenforacorpse]

standing on business

[vampiregirl2345]

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

[lirisa]

So let me get this straight ,vegans should stop eating the food of the Mexcian long-nosed bats, because the bats need it, and instead vegans should instead eat honey, the food of bees, that their larvae need, even though the bee populations are facing ecological issues as it stands.  10/10 post, dude.

[yourladyindank]

Did you forget the whole part where only excess is taken and all their needs are met and then some orrrr?

Like, did you read it orrrrr?

Anyway, BUY HONEY SAVE BEES

[404-later]

It is a 10/10 post. Because OP is right.

Bees do not suffer when beekeepers take their honey, because experienced beekeepers do not take all of their honey, in fact, they leave plenty of honey left for the bees to consume over the winter. If we do not collect their honey, 1 of two things will happen.

1. they will leave for a bigger home. Which at first seems fine until you remember that bees are dying very quickly out in the wild.

or

2. They will start using the areas that they reserve for their young as a place to make more honey. This is bad because if no more young are being produced, then the hive will start to die out because no new workers are coming into the world, and the average live only 150 days, so it would also mean the loss of more bees.

So yeah, eating honey isn’t inhumane at all. In fact, you’re helping the bees by eating what they produce and giving money to the bee keepers who are the ones making sure that the hive will keep being healthy.

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

LOUDER FOR THE VEGANS IN THE BACK: use honey, not agave! Bees need your support and other animals need agave! Using honey means more bees!!

[shadythetortie]

Other animal products that are absolutely fine to use because they produce it in excess:

- Wool. Sheep need to be sheared or their wool will get excessively large, matted and gross. Its legit just a haircut. Calm down and use wool instead of whatever fake acrylic microplastic shit they have in stores now. Wool is super warm, insulating, and guess what! It grows back! Its a renewable resource and all the sheep want in return is some good pasture and protection from predators.

- Eggs. I’m not talking about storebought eggs. Go to your local farmer’s market. Find someone around with chickens/ducks. These birds produce eggs literally every day and will not stop unless they are molting, brooding, or kept in the dark for most of the day. Like I am not joking when I say you can very easily find someone with poultry and they will beg you to take some eggs. Theres so many. Please. Take some duck eggs. I dont want them. I had 8 laying ducks last year. Thats 8 eggs every day. Thats 2 dozen eggs every THREE DAYS. Thats SO MANY EGGS PLEASE TAKE SOME EGGS

Reducing animal cruelty does not mean abolish the use of animal products. Go eat honey. Go use wool. Go find a friend with birds and eat eggs, or get your own. Just because it comes from an animal does not make it cruel.

[mistakenforacorpse]

I pray that God may have mercy upon me. Why does he shower my feed with unending booties bouncing. I have for the first time in months looked upon the tumblrverse and how am I welcomed back? by bots bouncing booties across the screen I hold in my rotting decrepit handss. they are so great in number I have scrolled so far the flesh has sloughed off my fingertips leaving them raw and bleeding.

[breezier-seal]

you should kys, hope this helps!

OH EM GEE!!!! this is a milestone you guys. I got my first death threat on tumblr!!! Quick take a photo to remember this moment!

[mistakenforacorpse]

big day!

[mistakenforacorpse]

recently learned Joshua comes from yeshua which became Jesus so Jesus is a Josh and that makes a lot of sense

[shirtsthatgohard]

[radiofreederry]

[mistakenforacorpse]

nothing wrong with a little bonus protein

[rattle-my-stars]

I love color theory :)

[m-aremagnum]

[jewishdragon]

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

[socialmaya]

[tangerinegrove]

[regrettablyjake]

Didn't notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the "had to do it to em" guy

[ash-and-art]

[jasperjv]

Um I don't know. I don't know

[absterstuff]

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

[mistakenforacorpse]

Saving for February 1st to see what happens

[toskarin]

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

[toskarin]

the tumblr brothers

[toskarin]

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

[spookymanners]

is it better there

[toskarin]

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

[mistakenforacorpse]

The Mc rib is back?